HATE WEEK Wednesday

Submitted by GunnersApe on October 17th, 2018 at 11:55 AM

There is one in the Diaries but in the past it was one every day if not two down here.

-Sparty Bob (Smoker/Duckett)and the rules for clock keeping being changed after that season.


-PA on Desmond Howard.


-Double "A" gap blitzes


-Timing the snap count.


-60 minutes of Necessary Roughness.


Fuck those guys and make it a NEG BANG. HAIL!


rusty bathslts

October 17th, 2018 at 12:26 PM ^

Things I've been hearing from the Sparties at work this week:

- Michigan's defense is over-rated, and we shouldn't be in the top 10.

-MSU's defense is under-rated, and they should be top in the top 3.

-Shea is a terrible quarterback who can't complete a pass over 8 yards.

-All their injured players will be back this week.

You can't even have a conversation with them about the game. They're convinced they will be back to the 2015 MSU by Saturday.


October 17th, 2018 at 2:12 PM ^

- Michigan's defense is over-rated, and we shouldn't be in the top 10.

- MSU's defense is under-rated, and they should be top in the top 3.

You explained to them that defenses are rated based upon data and not some opinion poll, I hope?  A defense can't be "overrated" versus another if the statistics show otherwise. 

I mean this take, my god, is beyond stupid.


October 17th, 2018 at 4:09 PM ^

alternatively, and this is kinda borne out by the use of a comma, they are making two distinct and unrelated assertions... that UM's defense is over-rated, AND UM shouldn't be in the top ten.  They're still wrong, but not necessarily beyond stupid. 

I get that it's hate week, but try and channel your avatar a little and dial it down a bit.


October 17th, 2018 at 12:53 PM ^

I hate them. I hate their stupid looking mascot. I hate their garbage dump stadium. I hate their rape culture. I hate Morks dumb fucking face. I hate their fans. I hate the constant "we have a chip on our shoulder" bullshit. I have no respect for them, I hate Ohio State but I respect what their program has done for so many decades, Sparty can kiss my Maize and Blue ass.

We have to win this game. Better yet. We WILL win this game.



October 17th, 2018 at 1:16 PM ^

I hate their stupid uniforms they look cheap as hell, regardless of the disgusting colors they use...

I hate how their fan base looks like a bunch of Pikeys from the movie Snatch...

I hate how their mascot wears a skirt...

I hate how Mork's nose and cheeks turn red and you can just tell he is snot dripping everywhere...

I hate how their fan base always talks trash about the past but Michigan fans "only bring up the past" stfu sharty!!!


October 17th, 2018 at 2:29 PM ^

I put this in the comments of the diary, but for you board users:

While I was in school, I was one of the cameramen for Michigan Replay. My first season was 2007 (Carr's last season). We would film immediately following home games, but after the Minnesota game, there was a big tech issue that delayed getting the highlight package ready. So while coach was waiting, he asked us to bring a TV into the studio to watch another game. Brandy was out chatting with people so I was kind of lingering in the studio while Coach Carr watched TV. Annoyed by my awkward presence, he demanded I sit and watch with him so I would stop looming over him. Did not have to ask me twice.

So I sit and try to just watch, but the moment gets the better of me and I start asking questions about what he's watching: "What would you say to THAT guy?" and "Was that a good call?" Really intelligent stuff.  He was nice enough about it, but mostly through short, grunting replies. His eyes never left the game.

In desperation, I remembered that the next week was the MSU game, so I came up with the question that I was sure would really get coach to talk: "So coach, what do you think about Michigan State next week?" For the first time, he fully turned his attention towards me. He said, "VicValiant… I know two things about MSU. They are green. And they are assholes. And I don't plan on giving them any more thought than that." And he went back to watching the game. 7 days later, we beat them in East Lansing (not a comfortable win, by any means, but he got the job done). 

Hate week will always be the week of the green assholes to me. 


October 17th, 2018 at 2:36 PM ^

I hate everything Sparty, but what kills me these days is the relentless replay of the fumbled snap!!! Still hurts talking about it! Damn, I hope we truck these turds Saturday!

yossarians tree

October 17th, 2018 at 3:14 PM ^

This x 10. Last year's game was supposed to cauterize that wound and then we came out flat, got behind when we knew there was a monsoon coming in the second half, and threw about 5 interceptions. I cannot rest as a fan until that those two brutal, ugly ass games are expunged. Revenge is nigh. Do not let us down boys.


October 17th, 2018 at 3:30 PM ^

TJ was a friend of a friend back in the day... Anytime we met up we were all smoking the good stuff... Dude could kill a blunt in 4 hits, crazy... Also 10 pack of Tacos from Taco Bell never stood a chance... He was cool while we were all under the influence...