November 24th, 2010 at 4:58 PM ^

a big fuck you goes out to Kirk, Sweatervest, Spielman, Columbus, truck drivers, the state of Ohio, Joe the plumber, Senator Voinivich, Rutherford B Hayes, Grover Cleveland (I know he isn't from Ohio but his last name sucks), Salmon P Chase, Ohio River, the Bungles, the Browns, Neil Armstrong, Dean Martin, Drew Carey (Bob Barker would kick his ass), Thomas Edison (incadescent lightbulbs aren't green friendly, dick), William McKinley (Thanks a lot for the Spanish-American war, dick), Pete Rose, R.L. Stine (goosebumps ran its course, dick), Ted Tuner, Aresenio Hall (how's your talk show going?), and any other mullet loving piece of amphiban shit. The best parts of them ran down the crack of their momma's ass and left a brown stain on the mattress.


Go Blue! Beat the Bucknuts.

U Fer M

November 24th, 2010 at 6:40 PM ^

Yeah, but every single one is an offense play, and in the back of my mind I know that in half those games the opposing team just comes back and shreds us. Sigh. I love the "knock you out" hype video from the ,80's and 90's, 95% defense, back when they were big and nasty, with names like Messener, Sword, Foote, etc, etc, when opposing QB's were getting crushed, and lucky to get up again, and not picking us apart at will, what's McCartney doing now a days?? Heard he's being considered again for CU's coach, crap, bring him back here as our D coordinator, McCartney's Monsters Part Deuix....dang, where's my medication??