Hate Week Day 2 Thread

Submitted by Elwood on November 25th, 2013 at 2:00 AM

Yeah, our offense sucks, but it's not enough to stop my hate for OSU and the state of Ohio.

OSU/Ohio, 5 things I hate about you

1. you remind me of the show Swamp People

2. you're the cause of childhood obesity

3. your fanbase worhsips a paranoid/violent lunatic and scumbag/weasel who used to rig raffles at football camps

4. you ain't come here to play school

5. you represent ignorance in the worst possible way

Here's to you OSU. Stay classy



November 25th, 2013 at 2:06 AM ^

Thank you for this thread.  Too much self-pity and whining on this board recently!  It's called HATE WEEK people, not feel sorry for yourself week.  

Yeah our offense has looked like complete garbage, but this is THE GAME.  

Fuck Ohio.  Go Blue.


November 25th, 2013 at 3:20 AM ^

52 extended

relatives in Ohio

more sad holidays


But not this year, no

I am in korea, yes

they can't give me shit


Except damn cousins

who rub it in on facebook

publicly, no less


Never pass a chance

to gloat about their Buckeyes

and my poor damn team


Hate week in my blood

is there a chance we win (please?)

God damn fuckin' bucks


If we win I'll shout

becuase I am no better

my facebook in blue


And this year that's sucked

will be forgotten for a day

the world will be right


(go blue, beat ohio)

(fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck damn it)

(there's always a chance)




November 25th, 2013 at 6:50 AM ^

I have to write another one of those we're going to lose but maybe we'll play close for like 10 minutes notes to my Ohio freinds I used to regularly take bottles of bourbon off of annually.

Damn, I am tired of this and I hate it ...


November 25th, 2013 at 7:07 AM ^

I hate being a sports fan.

I hate seeing how good ohio state has become.

I hate al Borges.

I hate that I'm still gonna watch this disaster when I have so many better things I could do with my life.

I Have A Gnarly Face

November 25th, 2013 at 10:25 AM ^

This is what I kept telling myself after the Iowa loss. Normally I watch football all day, but after the fumble, I turned the DIRECTV box off, turned on Assassin's Creed 4, and played that for about three hours. I just kept thinking, "As much as I love sports and specifically Michigan, I fucking hate how I am so devoted to something that I have no control over and disappoints me so much in the past decade. I can't help it though. College football is my favorite sport and no team is more important than Michigan. I just have to take it. I, too, loathe the fact that the buckeyes are so good and their program is in the top five nationally.

Fuck you, Jim Tressel. FUCK...YOU...

He is the asshole who made the buckeyes great. Cooper had good to great teams, but they were not on the level that Jim Tressel got them to and now that they have Meyer, there is just no end in sight. He is still relatively young and will be there for a long time. We need to find our Jim Tressel and I'm starting to believe that Hoke isn't that guy. If only Jim Harbaugh had the heart and desire to coach Michigan. I fucking hate the NFL.

coastal blue

November 25th, 2013 at 9:43 AM ^

1. I don't think Ohio is THAT good. They are definitely one of the top teams in the country, but they are by no means unbeatable. 

2. I think our defense is due for a big game. They've been pretty good this year, but they've failed down the stretch. I think they put together a complete performance and shut down OSU. 

3. Its at home, Hoke's only lost one game at the Big House and even that loss came after a fluky 4th down play. 



November 25th, 2013 at 7:58 AM ^

I hate you, I hate you, I don't even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and nobody else but you. HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

Waterford Wolverine

November 25th, 2013 at 8:30 AM ^

Would love to bash Ohio State, but apathy has has arrived. Nothing in Michigan's track record shows they can hang with that team for more than the opening drive. People talk about it being the game and all the records go out the window, but I call bullshit. So save yourself the frustration and anger and just enjoy something else that makes you happy.


November 25th, 2013 at 9:04 AM ^

1. My favorite shirt gives directions to Ohio from AA... south till you smell it, east till you step in it.  (seriously, how do you put a "hard return" in these text boxes? I'm too dumb to figure it out)  2. My second favorite shirt says "Flush twice, it's a long way to Ohio"  3. I had a dream once that Urban really is the devil and didn't wake up surprised.  4. Quantum physics has recently taught us that alternate universes might be possible, and I'm living in one where we get up early and Ohio gets crushed under the pressure of a national championship possibility. 5. I will drink enough Saturday to stay warm in AA (hope it doesn't snow) and watch my 3rd "The Game" of my life. My other two I got to attend were bad, so third time's a charm right? Right?!? Go Blue anyways, and chin up my homies. It's great, to be, a Michigan Wolverine!


November 25th, 2013 at 10:11 AM ^

Some of you can duck the Buckeye bullshit, living in greener pastures in the great state of Michigan...but I cannot.

I'm gonna hear it this week, and next week when they are gloating, and after they win the B10 championship...and when they are selected to play in the NC game...and if they win that, well...I'm moving to the nearest hole in the ground until April.