Hat Eating Watch - April 2013

Submitted by Bodogblog on April 25th, 2013 at 4:51 PM

Maurice Ways is currently on Michigan's campus, and as noted in Thursday Recruiting, Brian has once again offered to eat his hat in defying the possibility of an incredulous event.  That event now being the believed forthcoming commitment of one Mr. Ways. 

Sure this thread is likely to be short-lived, given his stated preference for Michigan.  Add in the recent visit to MSU, with its gray concrete and dull green stadium, Clockwork Orange scoreboards, and I'm-so-repulsed-I'm-reminded-why-I-so-love-Michigan effect on recruits, and a commitment is likely in the offing.  But damn it there's a chance.  Maybe Ways waits until tomorrow.  Maybe Hand, Peppers, McDowell, Marshall, Scott et al are calling so much he can't get through.  Maybe Hoke refuses to take any commitments today, because Hoke is an everyman, and like us he's wondered what a man consuming his own hat would look like.  Also interesting: what does the hat look like?

Maybe we get to see this idiom played out, just once in our lifetimes.  It's nearly 5:00 and the work day over.  Dinner awaits.



April 25th, 2013 at 5:22 PM ^

Something about eating a lemon if Yuri Wright picks Colorado (I think) over Michigan. Michigan stopped recruiting him beacuse of his charatcer and I think he went to Colorado. Brian called off the lemon eating beacuse Michigan stopped recruiting him, which is some bull shit. Brian owes us a video of lemon eating. 


April 25th, 2013 at 5:03 PM ^

Brian, we'll take it easy on you -- just post a video of you eating the hat tomorrow, and we won't expect any other content.  You'll have a long weekend!


April 26th, 2013 at 7:53 AM ^

He committed last night and Brian has the write-up mostly done but didn't want to post it last night at 10 pm. So it'll go at 10 this morning. No hats eaten.