Blueblood2991

October 7th, 2016 at 1:09 PM ^

Urban's heart condition would start acting up as soon as the fight started. Harbaugh would rip his heart out Indiana Jones style, fix it and replace it, and then beat him like a jackhammer.

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Everyone Murders

October 7th, 2016 at 1:12 PM ^

I think Harbaugh would win, based on measurables.  But his one elbow is a bit jacked, and Meyer seems crazy in a "body parts in the fridge" way, so he might try to shank Harbaugh.

But I know that Mark Dantonio would feel left out and bitch about it to the press.

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FauxMo

October 7th, 2016 at 1:41 PM ^

They'd enter the ring. Harbaugh would be 100% business from the go, bathsit crazy eyes and pacing back and forth. Urban would say, "This is just for fun, right? Like, for charity or something???" Harbaugh would instantly race across the ring and open with an overhand right to Urban's forehead. Urban would flail backways, only staying up because of the ropes. After a few seconds - during which Harbaugh would be pacing like a crazed 30-year prison inmate again - Urban would say, "Holy shit, this is serious." He'd then crawl under the bottom rope, and run as fast as possible back to his dressing room. Tebow would be there to hold him, gently caress his bloody forehead, and remind him that "Jesus still loves you." 

 

Fin. 

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PopeLando

October 7th, 2016 at 1:20 PM ^

Assuming Meyer doesn't develop "health issues", he looks like he's pretty fit. Harbaugh, of course, is crazy. You don't fight crazy. You put as much distance as possible between yourself and that much crazy.

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707oxford

October 7th, 2016 at 1:33 PM ^

Exactly.  Putting aside the fact that Harbaugh once was a professional athlete as well as my homerism, this would be no contest.  Reason being that people like Harbaugh are the worst kind to fight.

They are unpredictable, ruthless, crazy, and usually don't know when to stop.  Urban just might die in this fight.

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michelin

October 7th, 2016 at 2:34 PM ^

You use the word "crazy" in a good way but not everyone takes it that way.  People mean different things when they use the word: "crazy".

JH always seems to have a purpose behind his unusual acts.  His detractors--people like the SEC commentators-- like to call his behavior "crazy".  But many players--who don't want to be like everyone else--seem to  appreciate JH's nonconformity.    In fact, it's a trait that the winningest NFL coaches have had (eg Lombardi, Madden).

Unfortunately, the word, "crazy" is also often taken in a pejorative way to refer to diagnosable problems--the kind treated by Urban Meyer's wife--a psychiatric nurse.   Recently, she and Urban described his battles with sedative addiction, depression, and anxiety--the latter of which may be confused with "heart attacks".  But it also would be wrong to use the term "crazy" to refer to these not uncommon human vulnerabilities.  In fact, there was a lot of praise here for the open revelation of these disorders by Urban and his wife.

http://thelab.bleacherreport.com/i-m-not-the-lone-wolf/

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UMProud

October 7th, 2016 at 1:33 PM ^

Harbaugh

-3 hour bloodmatch basketball game with a staff person 10-15 years younger

-Tells his NFL owner to get the fuck out of his lockerroom

-Punched out Jim Kelly for shit talking him

-Told Peyton Manning that he (Harbaugh) had more mustard on his ball when playing catch

-Forced his dad to continue playing monopoly until he stripped him bare...Dad's comment was for Jim "winning isn't enough...he has to destroy you".

-Lots more...

 

Meyer

-Great FB coach

-Left Florida due to health concerns due to anxiety & pressure

-Cheese pizza lover

 

Harbaugh would make a pair of snare drums out of Meyer's skin....no contest

 

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rjc

October 7th, 2016 at 1:44 PM ^

He almost drowned his brother John on a family vacation (as adults)  Urban would concede or perish...

It was about the day John thought Jim had finally “snapped.”

The two brothers were all grown up and Jim was a quarterback with the Chicago Bears while John was early in his coaching career. Jim took the family on a Florida beach vacation, and as brothers do, they started wrestling in the water.

As is prone to happen, the tenacity of the battle escalated and the (at the time) bigger and stronger professional football player picked up John and slammed him under the waves. And then he held him there … and held him there … and held him there.

“’Let me up! Air bubbles coming up,’” John said. “You know what goes through my mind? He snapped.

“All those years, all those fights, all those times being a little brother and having to hear about his older brother being all that. This is how it’s going to end. He’s going to take me down right now.”

Finally, Jim let John up. They shook hands and Jim gave him a look that said, “Does that settle it?” (It was the same look Jim said he got from John when they shook hands after the Ravens’ Super Bowl XLVII victory over the San Francisco 49ers.)

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Bo4President

October 7th, 2016 at 1:45 PM ^

It's funny this is even a debate.

Harbaugh is a X professional athlete for god sakes.

I also find it people say he is crazy. If that's true there is another reason.

Crazy smart more like it.



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