Harbaugh Haiku

Submitted by BornInAA on December 19th, 2014 at 2:07 PM

Boys, you must strive to find your own voice. Because the longer you wait to begin, the less likely you are to find it at all. Thoreau said, "Most men lead lives of quiet desperation." Don't be resigned to that. Break out!


Harbaugh coach desired
Michigan on which list be
Go Blue Nice Santa



December 19th, 2014 at 7:17 PM ^

for You Have Been Watching reference.

Although, my personal favorites are the episodes that feature Charlie Brooker and Frankie Boyle in the same room.

Edit: Oh yeah.

Are you kidding me?

Who posted Chat Sports again?

What the fuck is that?


December 19th, 2014 at 2:13 PM ^

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December 19th, 2014 at 2:15 PM ^

Jim, your time is now
Fulfill Your True Destiny
Come to Michigan


The concept is good
A thread for bad fan haiku
But your first one stinks

No offense, nothing personal, truth to power, etc.

Everyone Murders

December 19th, 2014 at 5:21 PM ^

Waiting for Harbaugh

Some thread ideas fly well

Some like lead balloons

(And that's from somebody who likes the idea of an occasional Haiku thread, including this one.)

This ain't Harbaugh, but while it's still somewhat relevant:

Head of Marketing

Ditched after dissing our athletes

You know you love it ®



December 19th, 2014 at 2:19 PM ^

I want Jim to come,

just please not onto my face,

sorry thats too much.


But seriously, I won't be calm until Jim is on that podium, pointing a figure through the camera and hitting Urban and Dantanio in the chest. Hopeful they can get it done.


December 19th, 2014 at 2:22 PM ^

I don't know how to write a Haiku

Nor do I feel like bothering to google the rules and shit of doing one

Can we please just finalize the damn deal with Harbaugh already because I feel we're all going crazy here.

- The End.