Happy Birthday Denard

Submitted by CoachW on September 22nd, 2011 at 2:04 PM

I figured someone would have posted this already, but today is Denard's 21st birthday.  I hope he celebrates by putting a complete game together on Saturday.


On a side note, anyone do anything especially memorable on their 21st?



September 22nd, 2011 at 2:11 PM ^

I went to Charley's: CLOSED!

BTB Cantina: CLOSED!

All those bars on South U: CLOSED!

Ricks:  OPEN!!!! With 8 other people in it.

Lamest 21st ever, that's what I get for a birthday over Christmas break.


September 22nd, 2011 at 2:44 PM ^

The Pretzel Bell was a tradition when I was at Michigan.  It had been there for more than 50 years and everyone thought it would last forever.  I don't know exactly when it closed, but I do know it's been a long time gone.  What a great place, with all the Michigan memorabilia on the walls!

SC Wolverine

September 23rd, 2011 at 6:21 AM ^

In 1981, the thing to do at 21 was "ring the Bell" at the Village Bell on South U.  That was 21 of whatever drinks your friends put in front of you that night.  Sorry the V-Bell is gone.  Not sorry Denard won't be able to ring his bell there.  (What idiots we were...)


September 22nd, 2011 at 2:12 PM ^

As for my 21st, let's just say that something happened that caused a rift between me and a lifelong friend, so much so that we still haven't spoken to one another since that day 4 years ago. Hopefully Denard's doesn't end with a shower and a change of clothes like mine did.


September 22nd, 2011 at 2:54 PM ^

Its gotta be about a girl.  And if it is, I strongly suggest that the OP remain silent because no good will come from revealing that secret (unless a girl is reading it and its an extremely romantic and chivalrous story about how he saved this girl from a horrible relationship).



September 22nd, 2011 at 2:57 PM ^

You're all a bunch of vultures. Anyway, long story short, I took about 5 shots too many of Captain, blacked out, and woke up the next morning on the floor covered in was later to be revealed as yesterday's dinner.


With no memory of what happened, my roommate informed me that I had been chill all night until all of a sudden, while talking to aforementioned friend, I puked (for lack of a better word...if there even is one) all over her, from head to toe. She had to take a shower and borrow clothes from someone while I was hauled upstairs so as not to do further damage. As I said earlier, that friend and I haven't spoken since.

Look Up_See Blue

September 22nd, 2011 at 2:37 PM ^

Happy Birthday Predator!  You are a humble beast.  Please don't do anything stupid because it's your 21st Birthday.  That shit gets old quick.  You shouldn't even have to leave your house/apt/dorm and still get whatever you want on this day.  Kick some ass this weekend buddy.


September 22nd, 2011 at 3:21 PM ^

The following morning.  That night I had a beer with my roomates and then I had to study, so that sucked.

I made up for it hardcore that weekend though at my buddy's wedding in Colorado.  The thin air makes 3 beers feel like 6 when you're not used to it.


September 22nd, 2011 at 4:15 PM ^

Happy birthday #16, may your speed and awesomness continue on.  Sorry we didn't get a card out in time, I've been busy reading Mgoblog and  forgot to tell my wife to send a card. My kids would have drawn pictues on it, you would have have loved it and it would have made you smile instead of you making us smile.


The Morrison Family  -- Ashland Ohio

El Jeffe

September 22nd, 2011 at 5:01 PM ^

I drank a lot of Bass Ale and smoked about a zillion Winstons at Ashley's with one or two pals. It could have been better, but it could have been a lot worse.

Happy 21st, Senor Dilithium!


September 22nd, 2011 at 5:07 PM ^

of an apartment building, almost got arrested in a 7-11 and woke up to a room full of people who thought that I had died about 5 hours earlier.


Happy Birthday, Denard!!  Know that you are loved by many.  Not just for what you do on the field, but because of the type of man that you are.  


September 22nd, 2011 at 6:40 PM ^

I did not even realize it was my 21st bday!  I partied a lot later that year after landing my first big full time job!  It was fun being young and finally  having some money to do shit!

Happy Birthday DROB!  I hope you have a big game on Saturday.

Hard Gay

September 22nd, 2011 at 7:47 PM ^

Last thing I remember about my 21st was passing out on a South U trashcan in front of Panchero's.  First thing I remember when i woke up was sitting in my toilet, naked, covered in shit and vomit.  Later that night I got laid, so it wasn't all bad.