Handy Sheet of Hockey Chants

Submitted by farside286 on December 10th, 2010 at 9:24 PM

So i figured I'd made a sheet of hockey chants and waste some of my CAEN printing making about 500 copies of these to pass around the student section tommorow.

I saw the Big Chill - Chants thread and saw that not all of the chants were posted or were posted across many comments and figured since I already had it typed up that I might as well post it here.

Feel free to print this out and bring to the game tommorow.  I know I didn't put all of the chants here but I filled up a page.

 

(When the refs step on the ice at the beginning of a period)

BOO!!!!! CHECK THE NET… CHECK THE NET (until he checks it).  GET INSIDE (until he gets inside the net).  CHECK IT AGAIN (after he leaves the net).

 

(When State gets a penalty, raise your hand and wave)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH (until the player steps in the box).  SEE YA!  CHUMP, DICK, WUSS, DOUCHEBAG, ASSHOLE, PRICK, CHEATER, BITCH, WHORE, SLUT, COCKSUCKER

 

(When Michigan Scores, after the Victors, Hold up the number of goals on your hand until the announcer announces the goal).

GOALCOUNT.  READY.  (Count the number of Michigan goals). WE WANT MORE GOALS. (POINT TO THE STATE GOALIE)  SIEVE, SIEVE, SIEVE, SIEVE, SIEVE, SIEVE, SIEVE, ITS ALL YOUR FAULT, ITS ALL YOUR FAULT, ITS ALL YOUR FAULT, ITS ALL YOUR FAULT, (Go Blue Chant)

 

(If State scores.  Point to the State Section and chant) UGLY PARENTS

 

Any time "Temptation" (the football you suck song) is played

"GOALIE!" (Point at M's goalie)
"SIEVE!" (Point at opponent's goalie)
Repeat every beat of the song until it is over

 

Hey (Goalie), you’re not a goalie you’re a sieve, you’re not a sieve you’re a funnel, you’re not a funnel you’re a vacuum, you’re not a vacuum you’re a black hole, you’re not a black hole you just suck, you just suck, you just suck, you just suck

 

If you can't get into college go to state!  If you can't get into college go to state! If you can't get into college, then you really really suck! If you can't get into college go to state!"

(verse 2, if you can’t get into state shoot yourself. Verse 3, if you can't shoot yourself re-apply)

 

With 1:04 left in a period:

(4) HOW (3) MUCH (2) TIME (1) IS (0) LEFT?.  (after announcer announces the time left) THANK YOU!

 

(If State’s Goalie takes off his mask) UGLY GOALIE (Repeat until he puts it back on)  YAY!!!

(if our Goalie takes off his mask)  HANDSOME GOALIE (Repeat until he puts it back on) AWWW!!

 

If Michigan is on a penalty kill (we have someone in the box),

YIIIIIIP (when we clear the puck from our half of the ice)

 

During intermission, try to get the kids on the zamboni to do the following

Wave, Raise the roof, Flap arms like angel, make a butterfly using your hands, then try to get the kid to take off his/her shoe and throw it on the ice.

 

During the Blues Brothers Dance in the clapping, cycle through the following actions with the person next to you

Front/Back, Up/Down, Left/RIght

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