Handy Sheet of Hockey Chants

Submitted by farside286 on December 10th, 2010 at 9:24 PM

So i figured I'd made a sheet of hockey chants and waste some of my CAEN printing making about 500 copies of these to pass around the student section tommorow.

I saw the Big Chill - Chants thread and saw that not all of the chants were posted or were posted across many comments and figured since I already had it typed up that I might as well post it here.

Feel free to print this out and bring to the game tommorow.  I know I didn't put all of the chants here but I filled up a page.

 

(When the refs step on the ice at the beginning of a period)

BOO!!!!! CHECK THE NET… CHECK THE NET (until he checks it).  GET INSIDE (until he gets inside the net).  CHECK IT AGAIN (after he leaves the net).

 

(When State gets a penalty, raise your hand and wave)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH (until the player steps in the box).  SEE YA!  CHUMP, DICK, WUSS, DOUCHEBAG, ASSHOLE, PRICK, CHEATER, BITCH, WHORE, SLUT, COCKSUCKER

 

(When Michigan Scores, after the Victors, Hold up the number of goals on your hand until the announcer announces the goal).

GOALCOUNT.  READY.  (Count the number of Michigan goals). WE WANT MORE GOALS. (POINT TO THE STATE GOALIE)  SIEVE, SIEVE, SIEVE, SIEVE, SIEVE, SIEVE, SIEVE, ITS ALL YOUR FAULT, ITS ALL YOUR FAULT, ITS ALL YOUR FAULT, ITS ALL YOUR FAULT, (Go Blue Chant)

 

(If State scores.  Point to the State Section and chant) UGLY PARENTS

 

Any time "Temptation" (the football you suck song) is played

"GOALIE!" (Point at M's goalie)
"SIEVE!" (Point at opponent's goalie)
Repeat every beat of the song until it is over

 

Hey (Goalie), you’re not a goalie you’re a sieve, you’re not a sieve you’re a funnel, you’re not a funnel you’re a vacuum, you’re not a vacuum you’re a black hole, you’re not a black hole you just suck, you just suck, you just suck, you just suck

 

If you can't get into college go to state!  If you can't get into college go to state! If you can't get into college, then you really really suck! If you can't get into college go to state!"

(verse 2, if you can’t get into state shoot yourself. Verse 3, if you can't shoot yourself re-apply)

 

With 1:04 left in a period:

(4) HOW (3) MUCH (2) TIME (1) IS (0) LEFT?.  (after announcer announces the time left) THANK YOU!

 

(If State’s Goalie takes off his mask) UGLY GOALIE (Repeat until he puts it back on)  YAY!!!

(if our Goalie takes off his mask)  HANDSOME GOALIE (Repeat until he puts it back on) AWWW!!

 

If Michigan is on a penalty kill (we have someone in the box),

YIIIIIIP (when we clear the puck from our half of the ice)

 

During intermission, try to get the kids on the zamboni to do the following

Wave, Raise the roof, Flap arms like angel, make a butterfly using your hands, then try to get the kid to take off his/her shoe and throw it on the ice.

 

During the Blues Brothers Dance in the clapping, cycle through the following actions with the person next to you

Front/Back, Up/Down, Left/RIght

Comments

JBE

December 10th, 2010 at 9:28 PM ^

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH (until the player steps in the box).  SEE YA!  CHUMP, DICK, WUSS, DOUCHEBAG, ASSHOLE, PRICK, CHEATER, BITCH, WHORE, SLUT, COCKSUCKERS

This is missing motherfucker.  It should be added.

UMAmaizinBlue

December 10th, 2010 at 9:32 PM ^

I know this was already discussed before, but I'm glad you took the time to compile this. Now all I have to do is get my girlfriend to memorize all these before the game tomorrow. I mean, who needs to study for finals, AMIRITE?

Also, so pumped for tomorrow! Woooooo!

BiSB

December 10th, 2010 at 9:35 PM ^

If (oh hell, let's face it, WHEN) a couple of goons from State suckerpunch a Michigan player from behind, knock him unconscious, and slash him in the neck with a stick, the proper chant is:

F*CK YOU STATE... F*CK  YOU STATE...

 

UMxWolverines

December 10th, 2010 at 10:12 PM ^

Be prepared to remind everyone how big a joke MSU hockey is. They sell about 4,000 tickets for each game for their 6,000 seat arena and let students in free. Plus they couldn't sell their allotment for the Big Chill and sent some of the tickets back. JOKE

Dezzy

December 10th, 2010 at 10:09 PM ^

I love the chants, but I'm worried about tomorrow.  I fear I'll be surrounded by non-hockey folk attending the Big Chill to say they went, and them getting and usher to kick me out.  I know too many times during football games I've gotten back looks after chewing out various OSU fans (most of the time some asshole wearing OSU shit to some random B10 game).  Is this just stupid paranoia or likely to happen? 

mdurham07

December 11th, 2010 at 2:09 AM ^

If Michigan is on a penalty kill (we have someone in the box), YIIIIIIP (when we clear the puck from our half of the ice)

 

Not to nitpick, but if you ask me it is more of a high pitched, "Woooop!"

Seth

December 11th, 2010 at 10:40 AM ^

I'm sitting in Breslin right now for their winter commencement and where Magic Johnson just said the latter S in "Spartans" is for "special."

Bonus: the one professor in M doctoral robes is laughing out of her chair.

I am perpetually grateful for that little bit of GPA that didn't see me end up an MSU journalism student.

kevin holt

December 11th, 2010 at 1:32 PM ^

The Go Blue chant with the cowbell is 4 times of the regular tap combo and one final ending combo, instead of 3 and 1 like with football. So don't get confused and ask "why did they do an extra time?" like somebody screwed up. Yes, the entire student section screwed up except you, that's definitely what happened, girl that stood near me at a hockey game a few weeks ago

GOBLUEADAM

March 4th, 2015 at 12:42 AM ^

There's one at the Joe Louis Arena that this guy does at the start of EVERY period. As soon as the ref drops the puck, He shouts "WHY HAVEN'T WE SCORED YET!  The M hockey band had started doing this, but it needs to be organized. But he's added more over the years to it. "Why haven't we scored yet, in this building, on this night, on this day, against this sorry team, against that sieve"!   And there is another one that goes "THERE'S A SIEVE IN THIS HOUSE, IF YOU SEE HIM POINT HIM OUT, SIEVE"!