Guess the Presser

Submitted by Ziff72 on November 28th, 2011 at 2:08 PM

Urban will say something for the message board to hum about tonight in his presser.  He needs to fuel his fanbase with something.  What is it?

1. Won't say Michigan- Will say "the school up north"

2. He burned all his blue clothes

What you say?




November 28th, 2011 at 2:33 PM ^

Joking aside, he'll probably say that he'll bring a national championship to Ohio State and make it the best program in the country.

I'm actually somewhat scared with the idea of what Miller could do in his system.  That's the only real thing that gets me so far.

Jon Benke

November 28th, 2011 at 2:41 PM ^

...very lame and P.C.  He'll compliment Michigan, and gush over all of our coaches, and will congratulate them on bringing the rivalry back, because they don't want to just beat Michigan (POUNDS FIST), they want to beat a good Michigan team.


November 28th, 2011 at 2:54 PM ^

Urban: "My heart is acting up again, hey you, co-ed, why don't we go to my office so that you can check it out."

Co-ed: "Oh, hey, ummmmm, heheh I go to Ohio so I don't really know what side of the body the heart is on, lol, hearts, smiley face"

Urban: "Why don't I teach you?. Why don't you go ahead and take your shirt off so I can help you find your heart?"

Co-ed: "Hehe ok, if you say so, xoxox. You seem trustworthy lol, hearts."

 Urban: *evil cackle*


November 28th, 2011 at 2:54 PM ^

Would be sweet if Ohio has been telling Meyer that the NCAA is not coming down on them just so he'll sign then WHAM, Bowl bans/Recruiting restriction. They've been lying about everything else why stop now.


Seriously, maybe Urban says his player arrest record won't follow him at OSU, he'll promise not to tell recruits that "God" told him to come to OSU and players will not get rides/tats bought for them....Hell nevermind OSU has found the perfect coach for them.


November 28th, 2011 at 3:02 PM ^

deservedly facing years' worth of sanctions and other penalties, I promise to stick it out here for a minimum of ten years. The terms of my contract will not be made public and are not subject to Ohio's "sunshine" laws since it was negotiatied in secret in Bolivia."


November 28th, 2011 at 3:01 PM ^

As much humor as I find in the Urban+Co-Eds stories, is there any basis to this? Similar to the CRAIG JAMES DID INDEED not KILL FIVE HOOKERS, I'm jw where it started!


November 28th, 2011 at 4:02 PM ^

Urban's "stress" being caused by the consequences of hooking up with a co-ed is a very popular rumor in G'ville.  The other, less-popular one is that alums, led by Scot and John Brantley III, pressured Meyer to change his offense for double-legacy QB John Brantley IV

I'm guessing both contributed.  In this day and age, though, I am very surprised that a high-profile college coach could keep an affair with a coed quiet.  So, even though it sounds more likely on the surface, I am still trying to figure out how it could have happened with no publicity.

Ultimately, though, since the co-ed rumor will yank a Buckeye's chain much more effectively than the other one, I now "believe" the co-ed rumor.  Since I would imagine that Meyer is soon to make the transition from "beloved former coach" to persona non grata in G'ville, maybe we'll see more coming out of there soon.


November 28th, 2011 at 3:47 PM ^

He will announce that 1/4 of all ESPN on-air CFB personalities will be joining his staff - Spielman as LB coach, Smith as RB coach, Herbstreit and Co-Ed coordinator, and Corso as, ah fuck it.


November 28th, 2011 at 4:01 PM ^

he'll end up saying something to the effect that he'll run a clean program.  i think his current agenda aside from shoring up dunn and other last second 5 star recruits is to send a message to the ncaa that he'll "take care of things" to avoid major penalties.

my hope is by the time it crawls out from under the penalties this arrogant, win at all costs program justifiably deserves, meyer will be starting to flame out and get tired just like he did at florida.