Gorgeous T-Shirt

Submitted by 2014 on September 21st, 2011 at 10:11 AM

Someone with creative skills please, please, please create an Mgoshirt with Al's mug on it that just says 'Gorgeous' below the pic.

I would buy 9 of them and create a softball team so I had a place to distribute and stare at awe at said shirts.





September 21st, 2011 at 10:22 AM ^

I agree.  I'm not very creative with design stuff, but I've been wanting a "Gorgeous Al Borges" shirt if someone can design one.

Then again, his "gorgeousness" is directly correlated with how many zone reads he calls, in my mind.

Feat of Clay

September 21st, 2011 at 10:36 AM ^

I hate to pick on the guy--which it seems like this shirt would be doing.

His kids are cute, if that is any redemption. Granted they've got nothing on Desmond Howard's little cherubs.

ETA: Do any ubernerds like me have a hard time NOT pronouncing his name Bor-Hayes?  Damn those literature classes!

Transatlantic Flight

September 21st, 2011 at 5:32 PM ^

It explains his offensive playcalling now... he is just trying to exhaust all possible combinations of plays and players thereby rendering the need to play the game at all completely redundant. While we sit in despair as the offseason becomes eternal, the only threads on the board will be heated philosophical arguments as to whether we have infinite wins or infinite losses.


September 21st, 2011 at 12:29 PM ^

Correct. Players are forbidden and coaches would have to agree to it.

We didn't really have a tiff with the Bo Foundation. They reached out and said "hey, that's not cool" and we said "agreed, license us and we will collectively raise money for heart research" and they said "okay." It just took some time.


September 21st, 2011 at 7:43 PM ^

Roll your own but likely the 'clever ones' will have bound themselves to an agreement with the t-shirt company, no?  If they violate that agreement then they may be responsible for contractual damages and indemnification (what the t-shirt company pays out should it lose or settle).  The company will have your contact and financial information.  I appreciate the notion but, man, you probably shouldn't go there.  Not to mention that it's disrespectful all fun here aside.


September 21st, 2011 at 9:13 PM ^

You posted more than surname, you included an image.  The image doesn't rhyme.  So why did you include it?  Don't answer please.  I simply do not wish for others to step into a mess.  Why hoist up coaching staff for reasons unrelated to their performance and beyond their control?  That is all.

Greg McMurtry

September 21st, 2011 at 11:02 AM ^

where you get this waxy paper and print the image onto the paper, then iron it onto a shirt.  I did this for a Halloween costume where I dressed up as Wooderson from Dazed and Confused and I made his Ted Nugent shirt.  I think they're called Avery t-shirt transfers at Office Max or similar store.  It's very cheap and easy.


September 21st, 2011 at 11:05 AM ^

I know this isn't worthy of it's own thread so this is perfect timing. Behind Fritzy on the FSN show there is a shirt with a Denard silhouette on it. If it isn't Denard, who the hell is it? Has this been covered before? Maize and blue, winged helmet, dreads for days. Where can I get one? In the words of Liz Lemon, "I want to go to there."


September 21st, 2011 at 11:21 AM ^

I was in Ann Arbor for the ND game and I saw a guy wearing a black tshirt with RoboCop on it and Detroit written underneath it. 


Does anyone know where I can get that?  Looked online and couldn't find it.