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January 16th, 2012 at 3:28 PM ^

We had to expect there'd be a black market for golden poop in the college football coaching ranks once Coach Hoke was hired. What now follows is going to be reminiscent of the early 80's cocaine epidemic. Non gold pooping coaches will go to great extremes to smuggle counterfeit golden poop to their universities. In this case they didn't succeed. Urban will be furious and somewhere in Columbus there's a shady middle man floating face down in a river.