Glenville Players (Clark) to announce tonight

Submitted by JC3 on

The impending snow storm of doom has moved up the Glenville players announcements. They'll be announcing their college destinations sometime this afternoon or tonight at a local community center.

Somebody grab a picture of Ted Ginn sr. with his arm around Frank Clark in his M-hat!

James Burrill Angell

February 1st, 2011 at 12:14 PM ^

May you be correct, may said picture soon make its way to the internet and may we all survive DEATHSTORM 2011!!!!!!

 

You'd think no one has seen a little snow before. i get it with the announcements being moved since there won't be school tomorrow but in general, you'd think the end of the world was tomorrow.



Hope the football staff can shovel through it to get into Schembechler Hall and receive the LOI faxes.

Naked Bootlegger

February 1st, 2011 at 1:20 PM ^

My vision of BH's 1st NSD amidst an epic snowstorm:

(1)  Ass firmly planted in ergonomic chair staring at fax machine - or whatever current form of communication now used for LOI submission - with left* index finger at-ready to toggle emergency back-up power button directly linking North Campus nuclear reactor to Fort Schembechler if power outage occurs.

(2)  IV line inserted in left* arm with slow drip of the following concoction for nourishment:  5-hour energy + sweat collected from Aaron Wellman's brow.@

(3)  Sterile MGoCatheter inserted for safe and efficient evacuation of liquid bodily waste.  No bathroom runs needed.  NOTE:  no solid waste will be generated over the next 24 hours due to prophylactic ingestion of Fleet Phospho-soda (insert trademark symbol) bowel prep after receiving Rawls' verbal commitment last evening.#

Enjoy your first signing day, Coach Hoke!

*Assuming BH is right-handed.   Switch sides if left-handed.

@Please suggest further appropriate ingredients to enhance the concoction.

#Consider adding Fleet Phospho-soda (insert trademark symbol) to IV drip if deemed safe by official MGoPhysician Dr. Sanjay Gupta.

 

 

 

WolvinLA2

February 1st, 2011 at 1:22 PM ^

What is all this Snowpocalypse jib-jab?  It's sunny and 75 where I am.

Paying 7 times as much for real estate has earned me the right to make that comment. 

RowoneEndzone

February 1st, 2011 at 1:45 PM ^

An osu guy at work told me about this today.  Said this was huge.  first kid in 8 years to sign with us from glenville (I didnt fact check)  He said he is officially worried about our recruiting now!