Friday NEGBANG thread

Submitted by wolverine1987 on

Enough with the posbang threads, it's time for a good old fashioned negbang thread. It's time for the airing of grievances, because I got a lot of problems with you people.

In fact I never liked any of you, with your posting and your opinions, and your blah blah blah...

Imjesayin

January 6th, 2017 at 10:39 AM ^

Stop the Najee positivity. He's not coming. It's as realistic to think we beat Alabama for this type of recruit as us beating Alabama on the field. Just stop it already. There I said it.

Stop getting my hopes up. I have a blind spot for this type of thing and for some reason always end up surprised when what happens is what I should've known would happened but didn't want to admit it.

I had to get that off my chest. Thanks.

The Mad Hatter

January 6th, 2017 at 10:40 AM ^

and so is my wife.  So not only will I be dealing with a pissed off 5 year old all weekend, I also won't be having sex with Mrs. Hatter.  

I hate everything.  And all of you.

UofMCraZ

January 6th, 2017 at 11:11 AM ^

than MeanJoe, The Mad Hatter, and MGrowOld combined.  Meanwhile, he knows way more about football, basketball, and softball than Harbs, JB, and Hutch combined.  He is the ultimate Michigan Man and may be my secret MGoHero.

...that was painful

MeanJoe07

January 6th, 2017 at 10:48 AM ^

I think everyone should tweet at recruits.  I love uniformz.  All michigan games should be night games.  I hate paragraphs.  Highlighter yellow is the way to go.  The forward pass should be banned and all football should be 2 hand touch at every level.  God hates Michigan footbal since 1998 and I hate all of you.

Zarniwoop

January 6th, 2017 at 10:53 AM ^

Peppers was overrated.

Najee Harris is recruiting for Alabama.

Michigan State is going to rebound next year and beat us at home.

Jim Harbaugh cries himself to sleep and wets the bed.

TNWolverine

January 6th, 2017 at 11:03 AM ^

Harbaugh should be ashamed of himself, taking advantage of cows by eating all those disgusting steaks and drinking their nasty milk. Doesn't he watch documentaries on Netflix?