Free beer in Cleveland this season?

Submitted by MGoFoam on August 14th, 2018 at 2:06 PM

Eight-foot "vidtory" fridges with magnetic locks, each containing 200-300 aluminum bottles of Bud Light, will be placed in 10 Cleveland bars. When (If) the Browns win their first game, the locks will be released by wifi, supplying free beer. I can't think of any way that could go wrong. What's the over/under on how many people are trampled? It will be like The Who in Cincinnati (I expect half of you don't know what that means).

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/24372118/fans-get-free-beer-cleveland-browns-first-victory-season

Comments

Larry Appleton

August 14th, 2018 at 2:09 PM ^

At a concert in Cincinnati, the crowd was so rowdy outside the doors before they opened up that a few people were crushed to death rushing towards the door.

What do I win?

UM Fan from Sydney

August 14th, 2018 at 4:16 PM ^

I said "some of."

I cannot tell you the worst beer I have ever had. There are too many that I have had that I considered horrendous. Milwaukee's Best is certainly in the running. I'd rather have Bud Light than that, but Bud Light is still horrific beer. I am amazed that terrible beer is still one of the most sold in this country. I'm a craft beer snob.

snarling wolverine

August 14th, 2018 at 3:48 PM ^

Eight-foot "vidtory" fridges with magnetic locks, each containing 200-300 aluminum bottles of Bud Light, will be placed in 10 Cleveland bars. 

I thought you said they were giving out beer...?

LSAClassOf2000

August 14th, 2018 at 3:52 PM ^

I can't wait to see these same fridges - unopened and still in working condition even - on sale at Sotheby's a decade or so from now when the Browns go 0-16 again.