Fox HQ Ready for Michigan Football

Submitted by J_Dub on August 31st, 2017 at 12:16 PM

A friend sent me this photo she took of the elevators at Fox.  Fox is pumped for Big Ten football and I am ecstatic the season is almost upon us.  Go Blue!!




August 31st, 2017 at 12:32 PM ^

Come on, the elevator on the left works just fine, at least most of the time. However, when it gets close to reaching its maximum load, it sometimes stops between floors, says it's having problems with its cables and motor, and quits being an elevator entirely for a year or two. 

Also, attractive undergrad girls are strongly advised not to take the elevator on the left. It's a bit...grabby... 

Bando Calrissian

August 31st, 2017 at 12:24 PM ^

I'm guessing the elevator on the right requires some sort of physical challenge or test of character to enter, then goes to your floor with an enthusiasm (and speed) unknown to mankind.