A Few Good Men...Starring Coach Tressel by jaxbuckeye ((Funny stuff))

Submitted by HurryUpYost on September 21st, 2009 at 9:23 PM

Tressel and a Reporter with “A Few Good Men” movie twistTress: You want answers?
Reporter: I think we’re entitled to them.

Tress: You want answers?

Reporter: We want the truth!

Tress: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world of X’s and O’s. And those X’s and O’s have to be drawn up by men with guts. Who's gonna do it? You Mays? You, Mandell ? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for touchdowns and you curse Tresselball. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Tresselball, while tragic and painful to watch, wins games. And my coaching, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, wins games...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at tailgate parties, you want me on that sideline. You need me on that sideline. We use words like Dave, field goal, punt... we use these words as the backbone to an offensive strategy. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to men who rise and sleep under the blanket of Michigan victories I provide, then question the manner in which I provide them! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a headset and call some plays. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!

Go Bucks!

This is funny how buck fans feel about Sweatervest!



September 22nd, 2009 at 6:40 AM ^

Been Negged for cutting and pasting something I thought people would find funny because is says "Go Bucks!" Then I get Negged for saying something negative about those same Bucks on a Michigan Blog site. My the only one seeing something wrong with this? lol...