Female Maryland Football Fan...Mother of God

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marriage material

If she is really good she will do that with a bottle next time.

The things kids do for the 'gram..

Amateur hour, bruh

CTE

Or is this thread upsetting our Drupal overlords?

I have a new hero.  Still needs to work up to the smashing two beer cans together and then draining them simultaneously.

ahh away with all the hate. This chick has got bigger balls than half the blog! Impressive!

She's a beast! (In the good kind of beast way)

the strangest boner right now.

I find nothing about this entertaining nor endearing. This is not “Wife” material. Now if she was rocking a nice salary, and/or good insurance, decent credit, and/or enjoyed cleaning the house, sign me up!

Related: I am old. Get off my lawn.

HAWT

I completely expected this to end in epic failure. As far as college party standards go...she has become legend.

In 15 years, this will be the plot line for a re-make of "How I Met Your Mother".

(Bonus points for her smooth removal of her sorority-girl shades in a continous motion with catching the beer and smashing it on her forehead.  These details count.)

18th Century English Lit Major right there.

Brother Bluto from Delta house would be so proud.

Welcome to the Big Ten, Maryland!

Note that per the article this is in preparation for Maryland's game against UCF.  My guess is that she heard Scott Frost yammering about UCF being the "hardest hitting" team and undertook to put an end to that b.s. for once and for all.

Someday, this girl will be at a fancy dinner party, wearing a nice evening gown, making small talk with work friends...who have no idea what kind of badass they're talking to. She'll withdraw from the conversation, bored, and dream of the day she smashed a beer can on her face and chugged it. "I wonder what they'd do if I tried it," she'll wonder, blissfully unaware that the woman next to her is daydreaming of dancing topless on a table.

We're gonna show this world a thing or two...

The number of ER visits for facial lacerations will go up 10 fold in the next few weeks.

That's not a girl. That's a woman.

It's great that she looks the can all the way into her hand before moving on to complete the play.

Hottest thing I've seen since watching our new red zone offense

Honestly, I'm far from a "bro" and even I had to brag about this girl to my wife. We both agreed that her form and toughness were apex-level stuff. Also: She's clearly done this before. A lot.

If this thread ends up with more comments than the Chase Winnovich NPOTW thread I will be slightly disappointed and not at all surprised. #guys.

Decline and fall. . . on your face in the parking lot. 

Not to brag or anything but when my daughter was 13, she got reprimanded in the lunchroom for trying to crush a soda can against her forehead.