Favorite U of M / MSU joke

Submitted by UMdad on October 2nd, 2009 at 8:56 AM

What are your favorite MSU / UofM jokes?

I bring it up because I finally heard a decent UofM joke from a Sparty this week.

If there are three college graduates in a room, how do you know which one went to Michigan?
Wait a minute...they'll tell you.

Maybe it is because I am an alumni and find myself bringing it up quite often, I think this falls into the 'funny because it is true' category.

As for MSU jokes, I am a fan of the joke about the kid who doesn't want to live with his dad, because his dad beats him, and doesn't want to live with his mom, becasue she beats him, so he chooses to live with Dantonio because he heard that he doesn't beat anybody. (Shortened because I am sure you have all heard it)



October 2nd, 2009 at 12:10 PM ^

Did you hear that Mark Dantonio is only dressing 10 players for the Michigan game? The rest of the team can get dressed by themselves.

Q: How many MSU freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. That's a sophomore course.

Q: What does the average Spartan football player get on his SAT?

A: Drool.


October 2nd, 2009 at 2:37 PM ^

Stop me if you've heard this one.

Mark Dantonio has died and gone to heaven. He is greeted at the pearly gates by God himself, who offers to show him to his new digs.

As they proceed down the street, Dantonio notices a giant mansion up on a hill. It has enormous Michigan flags flying from each of the roof's 4 corners. He can just make out the sound of the Michigan Marching Band playing The Victors from somewhere beyond his view on the sprawling yet perfectly manicured grounds.

Eventually, they reach a little one room cabin with a lone Michigan State flag flying in the yard.

"God," says Dantonio, "I don't mean to be ungracious. This looks terrific. But why does Rich Rodriguez have a mansion and I have this one room cabin?"

God replies with a chuckle. "That's not Rich's house. That's my house."


October 2nd, 2009 at 2:46 PM ^

...but it can apply to MSU as well.

Did you hear that they cancelled the MSU Christmas Pageant this year?

They spent six months doing auditions but couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.