Favorite Buckeye Jokes

Submitted by psychomatt on September 16th, 2009 at 6:41 PM

I know this was done at least once before, but it was awhile ago and I just re-watched the HBO special on the Michigan-OSU rivalry and the jokes at the end made me laugh. I particularly like the one about the kids in third grade:

Q: A Michigan kid and an Ohio kid are in the third grade. Who is bigger?

A: The Ohio kid. He is 16.



November 28th, 2009 at 9:32 PM ^

Ah I know this is an old thread, but this is better than starting a new one...

Why don't you want to drive through Columbus with your windows down?

-They'll throw a degree in

Here about the OSU library burning down?

-Terrible because the football team only colored in 3 of the books

Tressel only dressed 20 players for The Game... the rest had to dress themselves


November 18th, 2012 at 3:53 PM ^

This is an excellent joke when told correctly. This is not that version.

An ohio fan and a MICHIGAN fan, happen upon a tragic scene, a dead body on the side of the road. Both call 9-1-1. Both get out of their cars and see a the victim is a female who is dead and unclothed,  lying on her back. After a short conversation, out of respect, the Michigan fan places is scarf over her chest and the ohio fan places his hat over her lower body. The Sherrif arrives and takes a closer look at the crime scene. As he inspects the body he removes the scarf, inspects, quickly and replaces the scarf. Then he moves the hat. He stares at what he see's at length,all the while shaking his head. Finally the Michigan fan speaks up and asks for decency sake for him to replace the hat, he does. When the Michigan fan asks what the big deal was, why he had examined under the hat so long, the Sherrif replies--" It's just that in 20 years on the job the ONLY thing I've ever found under an Ohio State hat is an asshole."