Topher

December 1st, 2009 at 9:33 PM ^

Mangino is WAY fatter than Weis. He makes Charlie look svelte.

Obesity is a funny thing, different people blow up differently. Weis just has a big gut and some FUPA, his neck and head appear to be normal. Mangino on the other hand has the classic pinhead look and puffed-out cheeks. Ralph Friedgen has the characteristic "pregnant man" gut. Different strokes* for different folks.

Jason Whitlock just wrote that Mangino weighs in pretty hefty** at between 450 and 500 pounds.

*By strokes I mean cranial vascular events.

**Beastie Boys reference - God, I haven't thought about them in a long time...

HAIL 2 VICTORS

December 1st, 2009 at 7:24 PM ^

I was once on the last flight out from Philly to Chicago and one of the lucky few to get called from the waiting list. Sure enough Mr. Seat Belt Extension was in the seat next to me and no matter how I positioned myself some portion of fat from his bloated body would be touching me. The obese should have to pay for two seats-disgusting.