EDSBS SCIENCE: PRESEASON TOP 10 BY STATE SEALS

Submitted by orobs on June 18th, 2012 at 6:47 PM

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/6/18/3094564/edsbs-science…

 

260px-seal_of_michigan

 

MICHIGAN (University of Michigan, preseason #7; Michigan State Spartans, preseason #13)

 

 

Nothing you wouldn't expect from the Mitten: a distant sunrise scene of the state's founder, Sasquatch*, held up by two stags without opposable thumbs. The implication is that the state of Michigan fantasizes about being the Lucky Pierre between two ten point bucks. If that's what you need, Michigan, we're not judging. (Neither would the spirit of your furry, misunderstood, and very shy founder.)

*Or Brian Cook. They're hard to tell apart, and similar in habits.

WHAT THIS SAYS ABOUT YOUR FOOTBALL TEAM: We have no goddamn clue. It's two deer about to mount a vintage TUEBOR BEER clock with Sasquatch on it. You figure that shit out, demented peninsulars**.

**It's supposed to be an elk and a moose, and Tuebor means "I will defend." We'll write that here before someone actually and really assumes we didn't look this up."

Comments

bacon1431

June 18th, 2012 at 9:07 PM ^

There is also that not alot of people do not comment on mgolicious. Not sure why, but they don't. You just get alot more traffic and discussion on the message board. I don't see what the big deal is. People post articles that are already linked on mgolicious from time to time anyways and it usually goes by without incident.

bacon1431

June 19th, 2012 at 9:43 AM ^

 The mgolicious link to this has 2 comments. And as some have stated, mgolicious doesn't show up on the android app. And I'm sure if it happens too frequently the mods will do something about it. But I don't see the big deal over one thread every few months. Keep your pants on man. I don't think it's harming anyone's mgoblog experience right now.