January 19th, 2016 at 1:40 PM ^
Q: My girlfriend and I have been fighting a lot lately, and she told me last night that she needs more space right now. What should I do? A: Trips right, leave a tight end in to block, and line her up way out wide on the left. If she can't find a soft spot in the defense you're better off without her anyways.
January 19th, 2016 at 1:44 PM ^
Q: I'm terrible at romantic gestures, but I want to make this Valentine's Day really special. Any advice? A: Hide in her floorboards and loud-whisper "I WILL LOVE YOU ACROSS THE BOUNDARIES OF DEATH" right as she's getting ready for bed. Edgar Allen Poe really understood women.
January 19th, 2016 at 1:52 PM ^
the only funny bit. That made me chuckle, but the rest was meh.
And they whiffed on the "date" question. I don't imagine that a woman is paying for a dinner date in Harbaugh's (or my) universe.
January 19th, 2016 at 2:07 PM ^
it wasn't A-list material but some of it was funny. The "tremendous" dog farts? There was some good stuff in there.
January 19th, 2016 at 2:24 PM ^
Maybe I'm just in a bad mood.
January 19th, 2016 at 11:51 PM ^
You are not.It just wasn't funny. it was actually disappointing in some ways. Amazing premise, hit or miss execution.
Q: Coach, there is a girl in my class I have a crush on. What should I do?
A: Be a man! Being able to assert control of a situation is a fundamental skill of life. Approach her at the begining of class after the bell rings. With everyone watching tell her you will pick her up at her place at 5:00pm. Be there at 4:55. Take her for milkshakes and steak.
Maybe my sense of humor is off, but I feel like my joke is still funnier than some on that website. I feel like we all can make better jokes, just through some sort of Shakespearean monkey typing probability.
January 19th, 2016 at 1:46 PM ^
is the original Champion." Fantastic.
January 19th, 2016 at 1:57 PM ^
Hey! What's your favorite planet? Mine's the sun, it's like the king of planets.
January 19th, 2016 at 2:17 PM ^
loved that one
January 19th, 2016 at 2:26 PM ^
Just seeing his face and thinking of that bit gave me a good chuckle. thanks!
January 19th, 2016 at 1:47 PM ^
I think Harbaugh's actual answers to these questions might be more out there or entertaining. Which is frightening.
January 19th, 2016 at 1:48 PM ^
The comments section is surprisingly entertaining and "I think Harbaugh's an asshole" free.
January 19th, 2016 at 1:51 PM ^
I bet the EDSBS readership have a very well developed appreciation for the absurd swirl of chaos that is Jim Harbaugh.
January 19th, 2016 at 2:08 PM ^
This is about the 14th day in the past month with Harbaugh content. The EDSBS commentariat reallys eats the stuff up.
January 19th, 2016 at 1:55 PM ^
Re: what to do when a women dumps me...
Kill her and use her body as a scarecrow to warn future women not to cross you in such a manner.
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January 19th, 2016 at 3:43 PM ^
My reply looks insane because of where it landed. That was copy/paste from the comments under the linked article.
That said, I'm Catholic, so divorce really isn't an option...
January 19th, 2016 at 5:30 PM ^
You sure did have a rat problem.
A pity your wife kept eating the bait food, maybe she had PICA? RIP.
January 20th, 2016 at 9:36 AM ^
Catholics have been getting merrily divorced since the 1950's.
Murder? Not as much.
You're good with divorce.
January 19th, 2016 at 1:55 PM ^
January 19th, 2016 at 1:58 PM ^
This is fantastic. Thank you.
January 19th, 2016 at 2:07 PM ^
EBDBBNB?
January 19th, 2016 at 2:29 PM ^
crawdad man
January 19th, 2016 at 2:52 PM ^
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January 19th, 2016 at 2:28 PM ^
You should have been perusing the threads around 11 last night. Things got weird.
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January 19th, 2016 at 3:37 PM ^
Can't say I actually felt uncomfortable given that this is an anonymous internet board, but I felt a bit awkward reading some of that shit.
January 19th, 2016 at 5:08 PM ^
I am Batman.
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January 19th, 2016 at 3:28 PM ^
If table two needs a fresh round of waters, well buddy go get them a fresh round of waters. Maybe ask if their fajitas are doing the job? Maybe go back and grill some more fajitas if the need them.
The next time I am at Chili's, I now fully expect to see Jim Harbaugh making and serving fajita plates to various tables, #2 included. Actually, the best part of this is that he approaches everything in such a manner that it will probably happen one day and I like that about our coach.
January 19th, 2016 at 4:33 PM ^
Is it a coincidence that the ad that keeps popping up is Charmdate. com or something with a smoking hot "Russian" woman there? I have to believe it is no coincidence. Well played, Brian.
January 19th, 2016 at 4:37 PM ^
Not quite as funny as EDSBS' "12 Days of Harbaugh", but still well worth your time
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February 14th, 2021 at 9:55 AM ^
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