March 29th, 2013 at 1:54 AM ^

You guys might as well make fun of his skin color or his ethnicity, because there is nothing he can do about his hair.

What? No, I'm not bitter at all.


March 29th, 2013 at 7:50 AM ^

...the EDSBS article did sum up Crean's Hair, which it dubbed the "SuperFriends" cut, rather nicely:

"Tom Crean's hair is such a ghastly accident of hair and malice that only ten, perhaps twelve people in history have even worn it, since Tom Crean's hair has been awful wherever it has appeared throughout said history. It is the hair of a man you would trust with your life on a basketball court. It is also the hair of a man who might not notice the smell of natural gas leaking in his home because "he just thought the wife was cooking something weird.""

I was nice, of course, to see John Beilein's hair advancing to the next round, even if it is more or less by default since Bill Self apparently wears a toupee.