December 27th, 2017 at 5:23 PM ^

Stopped what I was doing (eating lunch)

Read this.

Very glad that I wasn't trying to eat lunch while laughing this hard.

Picture Mike Leach at a press conference saying "I know an inordinate amount about raccoons, actually."


December 27th, 2017 at 4:14 PM ^

I would give anything to see him get a job in the SEC.  His intellegence & wit vs the good ol' boy network of inbreeders plus Paul FInebaum would be worthy of pay per view.

Everyone Murders

December 27th, 2017 at 4:19 PM ^

There's a lot of wisdom here.  In fact, my middle child reminds me a bit of Leach's raccoon, what with the snapping at us a little bit.

He slowly became kind of feisty and would snap at us a little bit. It wasn’t his fault. Bottom line: I just think raccoons, like some humans, reach a point when they’re ready to grow up.


Hugh White

December 27th, 2017 at 4:32 PM ^

I respect his thoughts on Pizza.


But, really, isn't "Canadian Bacon" just "Ham"?  I have a theory that if you take any noun and put "Canadian" in front of it, it becomes Ham.


December 27th, 2017 at 4:39 PM ^

last spring. IMO, the cutest animals there were the raccoons. Sadly, the ones at the sanctuary were rescued from illegal animal trades. The worst case was poor Max, a giant raccoon that was a beloved pet but then abandoned when his owner died in an accident. He always had a terribly pained look on his face and chewed his legs all day. Poor Max.


December 27th, 2017 at 5:20 PM ^

there used to be a reality tv show where celebs were locked in a house together. I would love to see Harbaugh and Leach together on that. imagine the late night conversations and the things they would come up with to pass the time.

maybe add Bert for the frat boy vibe and the 40 year old man for outbursts.


December 27th, 2017 at 4:40 PM ^

They are high functioning varmints. (I also just learned from spell check that there is an "n" in the word "varmints". Never too old to learn something while goofing off cruising MgoBlog.)  .