The Dream I had last night
Okay let me start this by informing you I am an insulin dependent diabetic (20 + years ) and awoke this morning to a severely low blood sugar. This may have effected my dream.
While sleeping last night, I had a dream which involved an in depth conversation with the Michigan football team. The convo came at the end of this season, a season in which we ended up going 10-2.
I'm not a prophet, or a psychic. Unless I am. Maybe we can go 8-0 to close out the season. I know that the product on the field hasn't been good so far, but things can change. Let's not give up yet. Jump back on the wagon. It starts with Minnesota on Saturday. 23-3 Michigan. Hail.
EDIT: Spelling and stuff.
September 24th, 2014 at 2:24 PM ^
September 24th, 2014 at 2:25 PM ^
Your hubby told me you still give him a tingle in his naughty place. You don't need to watch your calories.
September 24th, 2014 at 2:26 PM ^
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September 24th, 2014 at 6:32 PM ^
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September 24th, 2014 at 2:25 PM ^
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September 24th, 2014 at 8:38 PM ^
with every purchase!
September 24th, 2014 at 2:26 PM ^
September 24th, 2014 at 2:45 PM ^
but they were all Big 10 opponents, so, close enough.
September 24th, 2014 at 2:27 PM ^
Is there any other instances that anyone can think of off the top of their head that a team started out playing this bad, then did a 180 and looked above average?
September 24th, 2014 at 2:28 PM ^
Michigan State last year was TERRIBLE on offense to start the year. They ended up okay.
September 24th, 2014 at 2:48 PM ^
They still won games with their defense alone. Our defense is stellar, but not enough to cover up the current abhorrant offensive scoring production.
September 25th, 2014 at 3:02 AM ^
Double his penetration, you say?
September 24th, 2014 at 4:30 PM ^
They were not even close to as terrible as ours and they had a much better defense
September 24th, 2014 at 4:46 PM ^
They were really, really, bad on offense, man. Like couldn't move the chains against Western.
September 24th, 2014 at 2:28 PM ^
District 5
September 24th, 2014 at 3:25 PM ^
September 24th, 2014 at 4:22 PM ^
'98 Michigan. To a lesser extent, '07 Michigan.
September 24th, 2014 at 4:36 PM ^
The 2007 team comes to mind--lost to App State and got destroyed by Oregon, rebounded to go 9-4 with win over Florida in Cap One Bowl.
The 1998 team was soundly beaten by ND and Syracuse to start the year, then went rattled off 9 straight wins and finished 10-3 (lost to OSU on the road).
The 2002 team lost a close game at ND and then got destroyed by Iowa at the Big House, but went 10-3 overall (only other loss was a close one at OSU, who won the MNC that year).
I think this current team is starting to most closely resemble the 2001 team: good, but not great, defense, an offense with one outstanding WR but a shaky QB and not much of a running game, That team went 8-3 (regular season losses at UW, and at MSU, home vs. OSU), and then got annihiliated in their bowl game by Tennessee.
September 24th, 2014 at 7:43 PM ^
the 2001 defense was not good. It was just better than 2000. 2000 was a big drop off from 1999 when all the 1997 sophomores finished their eligibility. Current defense should be much better than 2001, which gave up 45 points to Tennessee, lost to a mediocre OSU team, etc.
September 25th, 2014 at 9:29 AM ^
Opponent | Rank | Date | Site | Result | Attend. | |
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Preseason | 12 | |||||
Northwestern | 11/- | 09/13 | H | W | 17-10 | 100,824 |
Notre Dame | 14/8 | 09/20 | A | L | 27-29 | 59,075 |
South Carolina | 17/- | 09/27 | H | L | 14-17 | 104,213 |
California | -/- | 10/04 | H | W | 38-13 | 104,621 |
Michigan State | -/- | 10/11 | H | W | 27-23 | 105,263 |
Minnesota | -/- | 10/18 | A | W | 37-14 | 56,297 |
Illinois (HC) | -/- | 10/25 | H | W | 45-14 | 105,109 |
Indiana | 18/- | 11/01 | A | W | 35-0 | 52,071 |
Wisconsin | 12/- | 11/08 | A | W | 24-0 | 69,560 |
Purdue | 11/16 | 11/15 | H | W | 26-0 | 105,831 |
Ohio State | 10/5 | 11/22 | A | W | 9-3 | 88,827 |
Washington | 5/16 | 01/01 | 1 | W | 23-6 | 104,863 |
Totals: | 322-129 | 1,056,443 |
September 24th, 2014 at 2:29 PM ^
I took a dump so heinous that the fumes made me fear for the life of my cat. I guess my evening protein shake didn't jive with Jamaican jerk chicken.
I don't know what this has to do with football, but it seems relevant.
September 24th, 2014 at 8:41 PM ^
for the bathroom. It's this stuff you put in the commode, pre-dumpage.
When you drop a deuce, it smells awesome!
September 24th, 2014 at 9:58 PM ^
September 24th, 2014 at 2:28 PM ^
We went tackle over for the entire b1g season and averaged 8 ypc in your dream!
September 24th, 2014 at 3:02 PM ^
I miss Lou Reed. A lot.
September 24th, 2014 at 2:31 PM ^
I had a dream Tom Brady bought the entire section 30, filled it up with victoria secret models and had little ceasers cater in the food.
September 24th, 2014 at 2:32 PM ^
Did he get the new pretzel crust?
if not then screw Tom Brady
September 24th, 2014 at 2:49 PM ^
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September 24th, 2014 at 2:32 PM ^
If we win the next 8 games that means we play in the B1G championship game and a bowl game so we would have played 14 games and couldn't go 10-2.
September 24th, 2014 at 2:46 PM ^
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say he was referring to regular season, not post.
September 24th, 2014 at 3:32 PM ^
I've never seen a college record separate regular and post season. Conference record, yes. Do you think Ohio St. says they went 12-0 last year or 12-2?
September 24th, 2014 at 2:47 PM ^
September 24th, 2014 at 2:35 PM ^
Maybe he is dreaming he is reading this blog about the dream - still in a dream.
September 24th, 2014 at 2:36 PM ^
MGoBlogception?
September 24th, 2014 at 2:41 PM ^
Just make sure the layout of ann arbor is in a labyrinth or the ghost of Bo will get in and throttle us all.
September 24th, 2014 at 2:48 PM ^
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September 24th, 2014 at 2:37 PM ^
I believe you are a prophet and everything you said is true. I'm willing to relocate my family into a large compound with you and follow your direction.
September 24th, 2014 at 2:40 PM ^
I used to read Word Up magazine.
September 24th, 2014 at 4:13 PM ^
Jim Harbaugh told me that Salt 'n' Pepa and Heavy D were confirmed to be up in the limousine.
Told me he'd answer any one question I had and I knew how important this info was for the board.
September 24th, 2014 at 4:53 PM ^
+1 for Biggie
September 24th, 2014 at 2:43 PM ^
I had a nightmare 2 nights ago that the Board of Regents fired Brandon and replaced him with GERG. I was so deep in sleep that I totally bought it for 25 minutes.
September 24th, 2014 at 2:58 PM ^
a nightmare
September 24th, 2014 at 2:53 PM ^