Dr Richard Kimble is...

Submitted by The Fugitive on February 27th, 2016 at 7:45 AM

As most of you know my first wife Helen was brutally murdered by a one armed man who was hired by a colleague to kill me when I discovered the effects of a (miracle) drug.  I always have and always will love Helen but it's time for me to move on to the next phase of my life.  The Fugitive is getting married this summer! 

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Blazefire

February 27th, 2016 at 8:07 AM ^

Meanwhile, the pharmaceutical companies have only gotten more ruthless. Well, enjoy that all expenses paid honeymoon to bora bora. No, that taxi driver doesn't look suspicious to me. Why do you ask?

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LSAClassOf2000

February 27th, 2016 at 8:10 AM ^

Well, congratulations indeed. I'll be celebrating 12 years of marriage myself this April, and it can be a wonderful experience indeed to share your life with someone. Wishing you nothing but the best in this next phase of your life.

Incidentally, I chuckled at the title. There is only one person on this board who would use it or to whom it could refer, after all. 

xtramelanin

February 27th, 2016 at 8:24 AM ^

he who finds a wife finds a good thing, and finds blessing from the Lord.

 

on a not-so-serious note, your cyber wedding license will be denied since you are only 31 days old.  you'll need a note from your mom or dad saying it's okay.   but if you killed them too, well, that'll be tough to get.  you might have to forge it.

umichshea

February 27th, 2016 at 9:10 AM ^

I took it to mean the opposite. As a married man he discovered, like all of us, that the routine blow jobs one receives during the courting phase go the way of the dinosaur after nuptials take place.

Hence his advice...find a girl who truly likes it (and isn't doing it with an agenda in mind)

If this was his intention...fantastic advice. Of course, if she likes them too much your neighbors might be happy as well. Pro's and con's.

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