Don't worry, be clappy!
Here's a little song or joke
You might want to send to Hoke
Don't worry, be clappy
When we pass we have some trouble
Better go back to the “bubble”
Don't worry, be clappy
Don't worry, be clappy now
Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Be clappy
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry, be clappy
You’re offense never seems to get ahead
Maybe you should try the spread
Don't worry, be clappy
No problem if a field goal is late
Big ten refs can’t officiate
Don't worry, be clappy
Look at me, I'm clappy
Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Be clappy
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry, be clappy
Give you my recent press release
When you worry, refer to it, it make you happy
Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Be clappy
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry, be clappy
Ain't got no class, ain't got no style
Ain't got no hamburger to make you smile
But don't worry, be clappy
'Cause when you worry, your face will frown
And people will think that you’re a clown
So don't worry, be clappy
Don't worry, be clappy now
Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Be clappy
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry, be clappy
October 26th, 2014 at 4:20 PM ^
No video?
I am disappoint.
October 26th, 2014 at 4:24 PM ^
October 26th, 2014 at 4:30 PM ^
Took time out of their Sunday. To write this.
Which inspired me to take time out of my Sunday to write back....
Wow. This is a lower point than 3-9.
October 26th, 2014 at 4:32 PM ^
October 26th, 2014 at 4:45 PM ^
October 26th, 2014 at 4:49 PM ^
The Clap might have been a better option for Hoke as he could, at least, better control having that disease than the meltdown the program under his watch is having. After RR, I said it couldn't get much worse. Boy, was I wrong.
October 26th, 2014 at 5:11 PM ^
I'm hoping you mean this.....
October 26th, 2014 at 4:53 PM ^
October 26th, 2014 at 5:06 PM ^
Wow. This might be the worst thread ever posted.
October 26th, 2014 at 5:06 PM ^
October 26th, 2014 at 5:16 PM ^
October 26th, 2014 at 5:20 PM ^
October 26th, 2014 at 5:11 PM ^
October 26th, 2014 at 5:16 PM ^
Mark Stoops and Jim McElwain are huge upgrades over Hoke. We should be able to get them with ease but we absolutely have to go all out for Miles or Harbaughs. What do they want? 7 million, 10 million, 15 million. Ask them what it would take for them to coach Michigan and give it to them. Pull at their heartstrings about the current trajectory of the program. Ask them who they want as cordinators and get it for them.
October 26th, 2014 at 5:19 PM ^
October 26th, 2014 at 5:25 PM ^
October 26th, 2014 at 5:35 PM ^
To attach a clap on/clap off device to my TV for Saturdays. Good stuff you have there despite it's highly depressing and resonating in my ears without mercy.
Question to those who own The Clapper device: will Hoke's incessant clapping cause my TV to rapidly switch on/off with some type of psychedelic or disco effect?
October 26th, 2014 at 6:00 PM ^
October 26th, 2014 at 6:15 PM ^
Well done!
October 26th, 2014 at 6:35 PM ^
Stick one QB in,
take one QB out
Put the QB back in
And watch him get smacked all about
When UM does the Hokey Pokie
Turn eyes away from the field
because Michigan football is really turrrr-rible.
October 26th, 2014 at 7:08 PM ^
October 26th, 2014 at 7:12 PM ^
October 26th, 2014 at 8:45 PM ^
Perhaps you might stick to your day job.
October 26th, 2014 at 9:21 PM ^
You can do better than that! Come on! Let's go! <claps Hoke-ishly>
October 27th, 2014 at 12:48 AM ^