Don't worry, be clappy!

Submitted by MonkeyMan on

Here's a little song or joke

You might want to send to Hoke

Don't worry, be clappy

When we pass we have some trouble

Better go back to the “bubble”

Don't worry, be clappy

Don't worry, be clappy now

 

Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Don't worry

Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Be clappy

Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Don't worry, be clappy

 

You’re offense never seems to get ahead

Maybe you should try the spread

Don't worry, be clappy

No problem if a field goal is late

Big ten refs can’t officiate

Don't worry, be clappy

Look at me, I'm clappy

 

Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Don't worry

Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Be clappy

Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Don't worry, be clappy

 

Give you my recent press release

When you worry, refer to it, it make you happy

 

Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Don't worry

Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Be clappy

Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Don't worry, be clappy

 

Ain't got no class, ain't got no style

Ain't got no hamburger to make you smile

But don't worry, be clappy

'Cause when you worry, your face will frown

And people will think that you’re a clown

So don't worry, be clappy

Don't worry, be clappy now

 

Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Don't worry

Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Be clappy

Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Don't worry, be clappy

glewe

October 26th, 2014 at 4:30 PM ^

Someone...someone spent time to write this.

Took time out of their Sunday. To write this.

Which inspired me to take time out of my Sunday to write back....

Wow. This is a lower point than 3-9.

MoJo Rising

October 26th, 2014 at 4:49 PM ^

The Clap might have been a better option for Hoke as he could, at least,  better control having that disease than the meltdown the program under his watch is having. After RR, I said it couldn't get much worse. Boy, was I wrong. 

aiglick

October 26th, 2014 at 4:53 PM ^

Please let SF and/or BAL management be stupid enough to let one of the brothers come home to right the ship. NFL teams keep doing your duty. Also watching this Pittsburgh game and Le'veon Bell, Ryan Shazier and Troy Polamalu are all MAKING PLAYS. Go Steelers beat Colts so you can even it up with Baltimore. Yes I am this desperate.

Izzoiswashedup

October 26th, 2014 at 5:16 PM ^

Mark Stoops and Jim McElwain are huge upgrades over Hoke. We should be able to get them with ease but we absolutely have to go all out for Miles or Harbaughs. What do they want? 7 million, 10 million, 15 million. Ask them what it would take for them to coach Michigan and give it to them. Pull at their heartstrings about the current trajectory of the program. Ask them who they want as cordinators and get it for them.

AgonyTrain

October 26th, 2014 at 5:19 PM ^

How the hell can anyone, much less three people, downvote this? For shame people - we must encourage this sort of original, artistic prose. I would like to request "Can't Hoke This" for a follow-up

ChicagoGangViolins

October 26th, 2014 at 5:35 PM ^

 

To attach a clap on/clap off device to my TV for Saturdays.  Good stuff you have there despite it's highly depressing and resonating in my ears without mercy.

Question to those who own The Clapper device:  will Hoke's incessant clapping cause my TV to rapidly switch on/off with some type of psychedelic or disco effect?

 

 

SalvatoreQuattro

October 26th, 2014 at 6:35 PM ^

Stick one QB in,

take one QB out

Put the QB back in

And watch him get smacked all about

 

When UM does the Hokey Pokie

Turn eyes away from the field

because Michigan football is really turrrr-rible.