Desert Island Challenge - You Get One Book. What is it?

Submitted by xtramelanin on

Mates,

Staggering to the end of OT season, with fall creeping closer than I realized with a weather change due here up north and us harvesting livestock and hay right now.  I have a question for the mgoglitteratti.  As well read of a group as I can imagine you'd find on the interweb I will guess there is a very wide spread on what you all have read. 

Assume the following:  You are ship wrecked on a desert island with enough food/water to live. Also assume for those of any particular faith, that you get that book (Bible, Torah, bhagavad gita, etc.) so don't include that one in your answer.  And no, you can't download it or use your Kindel. 

Question:  You get one book.  Which one do you pick?

XM

 

LSAClassOf2000

August 3rd, 2017 at 7:26 PM ^

Probably "The Worst Case  Scenario Handbook" because there's at least a handy reference to certain situations then. Otherwise, I will rely on my own engineering mettle to somehow get an electric distribution system going on the island and at least make life semi-comfortable. 

UMProud

August 3rd, 2017 at 7:34 PM ^

Best of Penthouse book....the only book you could read 100 times on an island w/o it getting old

Oh...and most of you fuckers haven't read a book in, what, years?

Seth

August 3rd, 2017 at 7:53 PM ^

I take it you've never seen a Torah. No Jew on Earth would want one on a desert island. Not only can few of us even read the thing (it's in ancient hebrew with the vowels removed) but keeping it stored correctly would be a nightmare.

I'd take the Voynich Manuscript. If I'm going to be on a desert island I might as well crack that sonovabitch. It'll keep me occupied and when I get off the island it'll make me rich and famous.

BlueBruke

August 3rd, 2017 at 8:41 PM ^

LOTR, long, detailed. It has a wide cast. A whole mythology behind it. Arguably the best book of the last century. I've read it twenty time and feel like I could easily do twenty more.

jmdblue

August 3rd, 2017 at 8:55 PM ^

20s... Didn't begin to understand it.  So I'll give it a shot on the island.  Runners up? Huck Finn, Franny and Zooey, Love in the Time of Cholera, The Nick Adams Stories, or the Complete Works of Joseph Conrad.  Scratch that.  Give me the Conrad.

ZooWolverine

August 3rd, 2017 at 9:01 PM ^

Not my favorite book, but it's up there. Plus it's long, as others pointed out, that would be a big benefit. Plus, I'd end up singing the songs from the musical a lot, which would probably be good to pass the time.

MichiganTeacher

August 3rd, 2017 at 9:15 PM ^

Another vote for Shakespeare. 

Second place the Collected Poems of Edna St. Vincent Millay.

But really if I knew ahead of time, I'd exploit the wonders of modern technology and make my own print-on-demand book of both of the above, plus the Feynman Lectures, plus about a million other things.

MTH1993

August 3rd, 2017 at 10:10 PM ^

The far side or calvin and hobbes collections are attractive but i would go for the encyclopedia britannica. If i get bored with it i could use it for fire or as a wall in my shelter.

Putt4Birdie

August 4th, 2017 at 6:11 AM ^

Only made it a third of the way many years ago then got married and yada yada. Or "Jennifer Aniston's secret giant lifesized nudie book with scratch and sniff pages" accompanied with lifesized super realistic clone with tropical beach attire.