Denise from Taco Bell

Submitted by LongLiveBo on January 6th, 2010 at 12:06 AM

First, for the OT gestapo I didn't label it OT because I keep seeing her pop up in threads. Secondly, she is hot! Third, I think she looks a little like Minka Kelly of Friday Night Lights and fourth there is no way you will ever see a girl like that working at Taco Bell.


Hoken's Heroes

January 6th, 2010 at 12:10 AM ^

All I can tell you is that Taco Bell employees where I live are hispanic and do not look anything like what Taco Hell advertises in their commercials. If they did look like the chicks in the commercial, I'd probably be there 24.7 and asking how she makes her taco taste so good!


January 6th, 2010 at 12:16 AM ^

Taco bell employees should always be local stoner kids. That way, you can invent your own menu item and they'll make it for you.

The Double Decker Awesome is a Baja Chalupa with a Gordita bread pasted to the outside with beans and nacho cheese. It's a tad heavy on the bread, but still awesome.


January 6th, 2010 at 1:34 AM ^

Alllllll my friends are guys. I have a handful of really good female close friends (two), but my main group of best friends = all guys. I'm not quite sure how it happened that way, but I love it. In college, they lived in a crazy giant super dirty house and I lived across the street in a super clean amazing apartment, but I practically lived there. So much fun!

The best part is I'm definitely not one of the guys, like I'm still pretty girly and do crazy girly things and have crazy girly outbursts, it's probably just much more subdued. Don't be fooled, though: it's like a rule--girls have to hate their guy friends' girlfriends. I seriously have no reason to hate a couple of them but it still happens every single time.


January 6th, 2010 at 8:45 AM ^

I admit it's usually for no good reason, but girls pick up on things about other girls that guys are completely clueless about because we ourselves are crazy and crazy can spot crazy. Oh, and I'm fiercely loyal to and protective of my boys.

Example: after 3 1/2 months of dating one of my friends, his gf wanted to hang out with me (read: feel me out/check up on her bf.) I knew what to expect so I was down, and if I didn't go I knew it'd upset my friend that I wasn't being welcoming blahblahblah so I went.

80% of the conversation was normal, and then she turned to me and said, "Okay, so I totally think he's the one, that's not weird right? Like, I totally go on every single day at work and cut out this picture of a Cartier ring and taped it to my desk drawer at work. That's normal, right? Have you done that?"

So I nod and get my voice as excited as hers and agree that it's TOTALLY NORMAL and ask her what her wedding dress looks like. Inside I'm thinking to myself OMG I need to call my friend immediately and get him out of this.

For the record, I never warned him because she makes him super happy but she's definitely been on watch since then. They're still together and just celebrated their one year anniversary.


January 6th, 2010 at 12:45 AM ^

Anyone want to bet that Andie Valentino, Nikkie Danielle Moore and Brianna Frost are getting a few more hits right now? I will because I learned the correct spelling of Andie Valentino when I googled her.