Denard maintains his dreads!!

Submitted by Raback Omaba on May 12th, 2010 at 11:20 PM
It is with great honor and excitement that I report ti the MGoBlog community that our very own Denard Robinson still has dreads. Reports of him shorning them and sporting a "lil boosie fade" were premature. Denard merely trimmed his dreads and styled them differently..however he maintains his trademark Denard Robinson dreadlocks. He did not get a fade, his dreads are still there.Significant amounts od dilithium remains hanging from his head, perhaps more effective than before. Let's worry about football now rather than carry on about hairstyles of future heisman winners. Move on. Denard still has dreads

Comments

Plegerize

May 12th, 2010 at 11:30 PM ^

Once again Raback, thank you for your inside coverage on all things important to Michigan Football. I wish we could know how you get your info, but lest we shall remain in the dark.

Raback Omaba

May 12th, 2010 at 11:31 PM ^

I was inebriated when I heard the news, whicxh explains the poor grammar and spelling. Denards dreads remain on his head, which causes ncaa 2010 to remain unrealistic. Fuck

MGoRob

May 13th, 2010 at 1:23 AM ^

Gee, I wonder how I can tell it's the off-season. /sarcasm

Can't wait for September so our threads can go from talking about dreadlocks to stone, cold dead-lock picks of the week.

P.S. Much like the Big Ten expansion rumors that keep popping up from random Midwest radio station, I'm not buying into the status of his dreadlocks till I see a picture or there's some sort of press conference about it.

OHbornUMfan

May 13th, 2010 at 8:07 AM ^

It's time to take all of the dreads threads, clump 'em together and make a glorious dread of the assembled threads.  The individual threads may be weak, and may cause some to question how we use our time and say things like, "boy, it must be the offseason ha ha ha".  The newly created dread would instill awe, reverence, and respect.  When observers regained their powers of speech, they would utter profundities like "damn!" and "it's so beautiful!" and "now I can die at peace, having seen the top of the mountain".

saveferris

May 13th, 2010 at 9:20 AM ^

The dreads weren't trimmed, there was just significant carbon build-up from the near constant expenditure of dilithium during spring practice.  Warp reactors need cleaning from time-to-time, no?

learmanj

May 13th, 2010 at 9:45 AM ^

Is it sad/weird that I just envisioned Denard running in slow motion on the beach with his dreads flowing in the wind with light orchestra music playing???

michiganfanforlife

May 13th, 2010 at 10:39 AM ^

this dude is going to tear up opposing defenses all year. They will be so scared of giving up the big runs to him that the backs and recievers will find more open space than the last two years combined. A true running threat at the QB position is what RR's whole offensive scheme depends on.

BiSB

May 13th, 2010 at 12:30 PM ^

PICTURES, or it didn't happen. Or did happen, if you're trying to say it didn't happen. 

Hell, I don't even know any more.