Dear Angry Michigan Hating God.

Submitted by ._. on

Fuck you.

 

Good day.

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JT4104

November 2nd, 2010 at 7:56 PM ^

Dont anger him more.......we dont need any more anger to strike down upon us. I for one welcome are new CB ankle breaking overlord.......

Joined: 10/25/2008

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maizedandconfused

November 2nd, 2010 at 7:59 PM ^

AMSHG..

Sup. Uh.... WTF.

 We owe you how many ankles...?

Well shit.. that's just you being a stickler for fine print..

Fine. Take one more, see if we care. But were even right? No more shenanigans? Word, Dinner at my moms on Sunday... feel free to bring any Hello posts as a thank you for doing business...

Joined: 01/14/2010

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Ben from SF

November 2nd, 2010 at 8:02 PM ^

We need to sacrifice a virgin to the "Angry Michigan Hating God" to reverse our fortunes.  I vote for Lloyd Brady.

Joined: 10/08/2008

MGoPoints: 1349

CRex

November 2nd, 2010 at 8:13 PM ^

I have six CE students at my lab. Come by and I'll loan you one. I saw one turn down a date with a fairly cute girl because his Starcraft clan had an event so virgins ahoy.

Joined: 09/28/2009

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My name ... is Tim

November 2nd, 2010 at 8:12 PM ^

but, has anyone else noticed that when other teams suffer from Angry BLANK Hating God, they still manage to beat us, and be successful?

Angry PSU QB/OL/DE/LB Hating God has been active this year, and while it has likely hurt their bottom line, they still somehow manage to drop 41 points on us.

Angry Iowa RB Hating God and still Robinson gets key 3rd down conversion after key 3rd down conversion and Iowa beats us and finds itself still having a pretty solid season.

I guess I'm just tired of our collective fanbase acting like we're in some unique position because we're left shorthanded at certain positions because of injuries or otherwise.

Joined: 12/20/2008

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jmblue

November 2nd, 2010 at 8:28 PM ^

The number of guys we've lost in the secondary is getting ridiculous, whatever the cause.

But I agree in general.  This happens in football.  How many people remember that our 1997 D lost one starting DE (David Bowens) to academics, a starting DT (Ben Huff) in the preseason, starting MLB (Eric Mayes) early in the season and FS (Daydrion Taylor) in the PSU game?  Four starters lost to non-graduation causes, three of them before or a month into the season.  As much as this sucks, we've got to find a way to scrape through the next two games.  Illinois and Purdue do not have great passing games (in fact, the PU QB had the tip of a finger on his throwing hand ripped off against OSU). 

Joined: 11/07/2008

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maizenblue92

November 2nd, 2010 at 8:28 PM ^

Alright it is time to offer the Angry Michigan Hating God a sacrifice. I am willing to pay for anything up to goat. Anything bigger or more expensive you guys are totally going halvsies on.

*Pondering* Would a bear be enough or should we upgrade to an elephant or rhino?*Continue thinking*

Joined: 01/01/2009

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Louie C

November 2nd, 2010 at 9:31 PM ^

 


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BlueBarron

November 2nd, 2010 at 9:46 PM ^

Honestly, I dont think we could possibly provoke Michigan Secondary Hating God more than we already have. He's already tried to strike down Denard in 6 of 8 games this season. Luckily Denard is the new black Jesus and he's been mostly immune.

Joined: 06/21/2010

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New Carr

November 2nd, 2010 at 10:17 PM ^

Michigan AMSHG is focusing his wrath on our team when we already suck....Can it get much worse then its been this year....Maybe after seeing us hit rock bottom, he will get bored, and go back to burning innocent 7 year old's alive and playing poker with Hitler.  Perhaps we can fly under the radar at some point?

Joined: 09/12/2010

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