DB resignation haikus

Submitted by might and main on October 31st, 2014 at 6:42 PM

DB resignation haikus


Buh bye Dave Brandon

You broke what was working fine

Now you pay the price



October 31st, 2014 at 7:06 PM ^

Winter brings cold wind

Tossing garbage in the air

Like David Brandon


Cardinal's winter call

"Look at me, you fools" he says

Dave Brandon, in red.


Or perhaps you'd prefer a sonnet?


Your blown dry hair, your swarmy little smile

Your fake tan always clashed with maize and blue

And though you might have fooled them for a while

Quite frankly, Dave, I never trusted you.

For power and for victory you lust

Alas, the team, the team, the team, the team.

Your chosen fool endangered the concussed.

So "governor" - thank  god, that's just your dream.

And now you're gone, a day most bright and bonny.

Your firing is sponsored by Chobani.



October 31st, 2014 at 7:09 PM ^

Ann Arbor Torch and

Pitchfork appreciates all

The business, D.B.


Dave, here's a major

Award for you: biggest douche

In the universe


No taste; like cardboard

Is that Dave Brandon or a

Dominos Pizza?