Dax Hill recruitment: lemon eaters need to come forward and pay the piper
Ok. So I have a really good insider who told me right away that Dax Hill was flipping back. So I tried my best to screenshot all those who said they'd eat a lemon (or bag thereof) if Dax Hill flipped back. I know I wasn't able to capture all those citrus commitments, so please those that I missed (we'll find you if you don't!)
Unfortunately, I've been trying all morning to get the screenshots to attach, but can't seem to do so (damn you Mgoblog 3.0). So, I'm just going to write them in below:
RockinLoud: I will suck a bag of dick-shaped lemon flavored candies if he flips back to UM
B1G or Bust: I will suck a bag of lemon-shaped dick flavored candies if he flips.
Perkis-Size Me: I'll eat a lemon and shit myself simultaneously if he comes back.
I Like Burgers: I will eat a bag of lemons the day Michigan flips a 5-star Bama commit.
Motives: I am of the same sentiment, lol. (meaning that he will follow I Like Burgers' lead)
Adrian: ll see his bag of lemons and raise another bag, mostly because i like lemons
DCGrad: I will take a lemon too to help with this.
BIGWEENIE: I will do it. 1 bag of lemons. Come on down kid
Chalky White: I'll eat a box of Lemon Heads.
theguy49503: I'll volunteer to help you (I Like Burgers) eat them
LSA91: I don't want to identify the things I would eat to get Hill back to Michigan.
ih8losing: I'll join the lemon eating party should Dax flip back to the good guys.
Alumnus93: What? No way it's same as Solomon.... Hill doesn't live in Alabama does he? Why on Earth would he have to hide a Michigan committment? I don't buy this..at all.... I'll gladly eat a lemon if wrong. (I like lemons)
December 20th, 2018 at 6:13 AM ^
well done, including the video presentation. the michigan difference.
December 19th, 2018 at 3:42 PM ^
Was gonna make this thread. Glad you did the job WindyCityBlue!
Now let’s see you guys eat those lemons NOW!
December 19th, 2018 at 3:45 PM ^
WindyCityBlue with the receipts.
December 19th, 2018 at 3:46 PM ^
Pucker up fellows! I was always confident Dax would come back, especially after Harbaugh called him and said Saban had lied about him leaving.
December 19th, 2018 at 4:14 PM ^
You spelled satan wrong.
December 19th, 2018 at 8:35 PM ^
AKA Father of Lies
December 19th, 2018 at 3:47 PM ^
I promised to deliver a bag of lemons to I Like Burgers, or Venmo the money for one. So, Burger Boy - gimme the address! I'll be ecstatic to pay for this!!!
December 19th, 2018 at 4:15 PM ^
I wasn't in on that. I'm just going to make a nice Shine Lemon Aid while getting ready to go to Atlanta for something other than a doctors appointment.
December 19th, 2018 at 4:26 PM ^
Have fun B1G or bust with the dick flavored lemon shaped candies. I had a good laugh at that one.
December 19th, 2018 at 4:47 PM ^
I love it any time, any place, any one takes a shit on Bama.
December 19th, 2018 at 4:52 PM ^
Count me in the group that HIGHLY doubted he'd flip back, but I'd never commit to eating a lemon or similar.
But hey, it goes to show we CAN have nice things. #Crootin
December 19th, 2018 at 5:32 PM ^
I'm a little new at this, can someone point me to the Fire Harbaugh post? I feel a need to add my 2 cents.
December 19th, 2018 at 5:40 PM ^
I'm sure there were a few after the ND and OSU games. Google ftw.
December 19th, 2018 at 5:44 PM ^
It wasn’t actually a Fire Harbaugh post. In 2014, Brian said if Bolden took Morgan’s spot without injury he would eat a lemon. It happened soon after and Brian tried to backtrack. I made this thread in response:
https://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/mgoblog-lemon-challenge
The Mgoblog Community rose up and ate lemons, rind and all, on video, challenging more and more posters. Many accepted and the cries of “Eat a lemon!” grew louder until Brian gave in and posted a video eating a lemon.
December 19th, 2018 at 5:49 PM ^
Perkis-Size Me: I'll eat a lemon and shit myself simultaneously if he comes back.
Must attach video.
Great thread!
December 19th, 2018 at 6:09 PM ^
Hahahahahahaha!
All the sad-sack defeatists on the board get to suck lemons today.
Some, apparently, are going to do even more-drastic self abasements.
However, I would like to suggest something better. To all sad-sack defeatists, instead of doing any of that, how about you instead vow to quit being a sad sack, to get some morale, and to become a fellow indomitable Wolverine?
December 19th, 2018 at 8:57 PM ^
What if they were applying the reverse jinx, the whole time? Not all heroes wear capes.
(Side note: the amount of time it took me to remember how to properly spell wear is alarming. Getting old sucks) it is w-e-a-r right?
December 19th, 2018 at 6:30 PM ^
Lemons on sale at Kroger this week.
December 19th, 2018 at 7:00 PM ^
I posted it above as a reply to my own comment
December 19th, 2018 at 7:12 PM ^
I don't want to see most of those videos
December 19th, 2018 at 7:41 PM ^
Realized that I will be at work later tomorrow than anticipated.
Donated tonight instead. Proof posted on my orginal offer in this thread.
Good evening everybody.
December 19th, 2018 at 7:44 PM ^
how many lemon dicks do I have to consume in order for us to beat OSU?
December 19th, 2018 at 8:34 PM ^
Very nice! Well done sir!
December 19th, 2018 at 8:42 PM ^
I should have mounted my phone somehow, then videoed.. was holding it in my left hand, all the while fearing it wasn't recording !!!
December 19th, 2018 at 11:06 PM ^
December 19th, 2018 at 11:09 PM ^
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December 20th, 2018 at 6:12 AM ^
December 20th, 2018 at 6:17 AM ^
and here is another one. nice work on the lemon eating and video presentation, although it looked like half a lemon. regardless:
December 20th, 2018 at 8:58 AM ^
im no bitch.....Half lemon my ass... look closer... I cut it up in quarters first, because I had to hold my phone in my hand while videotaping. That is a full lemon I ate, AS PROMISED...
December 20th, 2018 at 10:57 AM ^
strong work.
December 19th, 2018 at 8:43 PM ^
This blog is going to be a lot of fun if the accused can figure out how to upload videos. Que popcorn.
December 19th, 2018 at 8:52 PM ^
I tried inserting my video using the insert media embed button, but then the url says it wont work. thus, my lemon eating youtube video is a link in a posts above.. my stomach is already curdling as i type this...
December 19th, 2018 at 9:27 PM ^
I’m not eating any lemons but what a great day for M football!
December 19th, 2018 at 9:56 PM ^
Feels great to be a Wolverine. Probably not so good for the trolls who have gone radio silent. Oh well. Great day. Go Blue !
December 19th, 2018 at 10:28 PM ^
More rumors on Harbaugh to the NFL. Anyone here anything?
https://detroitsportsnation.com/u-of-m-news/ddrysdale/report-nfl-team-plans-offering-michigans-jim-harbaugh-offer-cant-refuse/12-2018/199520/
December 19th, 2018 at 11:47 PM ^
NFL teams plan to MURDER Jim Harbaugh if they cannot obtain him as HC?!
Shocking.
December 20th, 2018 at 10:05 AM ^
That page is absolutely HORRIBLE! It kept reloading and recentering on the top, so I had to scroll down about 7 times to finish reading it. Summary - it's a load of bullshit.
December 20th, 2018 at 3:27 AM ^
I think the doubters should have been made to eat ghost peppers or Carolina reapers.
December 20th, 2018 at 8:09 AM ^
Hilarious