D-day thread 3.0

Submitted by cjm on January 11th, 2011 at 11:49 AM
Well in an hour and 15 minutes we made it to 250+ and that's with the LiveBlog slowing down some traffic.

Let's try take 3. For crying out loud we all have no life. Notice I said WE not you.

Comments

Wolverine318

January 11th, 2011 at 12:28 PM ^

OHIO state pwned our ass espeically LLLLLLLLoyd's carr's. No thanks. This is what yoU RR haters deserve. Congrats. I am completely done with supporting this AD. DB is completely incompetent in hiring a coach. He sure can put together a hockey game, but he is worst than Sailboat willy in hiring a coach.

tenerson

January 11th, 2011 at 12:23 PM ^

Do you guys think it's too late to tell Rich Rod we were just playing a joke on him and he is actually still the coach. I hope that's what's going on.

RoxyMtnHiM

January 11th, 2011 at 12:25 PM ^

So last night I was listening to the ESPN audio feed of the game over the internet, fell asleep sometime early in the 4th quarter, and dreamt that Miles and his wife were staying with me, we had watched the game and they were sleeping on the futon in my office. When I woke up post-game, with the ESPN Radio feed still running, I was pretty startled. It had all seemed so real.

I think I may have a problem.

michgoblue

January 11th, 2011 at 12:26 PM ^

Rosendick just tweeted that a freep source just confimed Miles is staying at LSU.  FCUK!

Can we just sign Hoke at this point?  At least he isn't using us to get more $$ like Les and the beloved Harbaugh.

Beavis

January 11th, 2011 at 12:27 PM ^

If this thing about Les is true, then Martin/Carr is our own personal version of Obama/Biden.

In case you don't get that - it means, the beginning of the end.  We should've hired Les back in 2007.  What a fuckup.

dahblue

January 11th, 2011 at 12:34 PM ^

If DB wants to "bring the Michigan family together" he'll need to answer some questions once Hoke (or whoever ends up as the hire) is announced.  Evasive answers and platitudes won't cut it this time.  Or, maybe he's uniting the family by making everyone so pissed at him that no one cares who the hire is?

meghan

January 11th, 2011 at 12:36 PM ^

I guess Les could have let it out that he'd take UM's offer as a bargaining chip to restructure his contract with LSU. It just seems like we've already done this to no good end. I don't know. Nothing makes sense about this.

JWolve

January 11th, 2011 at 12:29 PM ^

Beginning to resign myself to an inevitability that didn't seem so bad a few days ago.  But as reality sets in it is killing my optimism. 

markusr2007

January 11th, 2011 at 12:34 PM ^

Isn't it?  Michigan alumni demand a "Michigan Man" for HC, but there's not one "Michigan Man" in the land that wants to coach at Michigan.

There is of course Hoke. But seriously? 

If Miles is really staying, man, what a freaking embarrassment!

Rich Rodriguez, Calvin Magee and even Greg Robinson are probably eating breakfast at a Denny's in Ann Arbor and laughing their fucking asses off, yelling at each other and disturbing other patrons: "Hey, aren't you a "MICHIGAN MAN!"??? No! They told me I wasn't! Bwahahahahaha!"

Don

January 11th, 2011 at 12:34 PM ^

and goes up to Jamie H., the hottest girl in school, with the intention of asking her to the prom. Before he can even get the first words out of his mouth, she cracks her gum, says, "Beat it, loser!!" and slips her arm around with the rich college guy with the gold and maroon sports car. Undaunted, DB then walks up to Leslie M., the allegedly loose and boy-crazy 19-yr old senior (she had to repeat a grade) to ask her to the prom. She listens thoughtfully to Dave's invitation, hems and haws, chews on a toothpick, and then says she has to organize her sock drawer that night, and besides she already has a boyfriend. Without missing a beat, Dave consults his checklist, crosses off the first two names, and strides over to the table where the dumpy, slightly overweight and very rumpled Brandy H. is seated with her freshmen 4H club friends. Dave starts to ask her if she'd like to go to the prom, but before he can finish Brandy squeals "YES!!" at the top of her lungs, jumps out of her seat, and runs to Brandon, enveloping him in a massive bear log while desperately trying to stick her tongue down his throat in front of the snickering cafeteria crowd.

M-Dog

January 11th, 2011 at 12:49 PM ^

You've already embarrased yourself in front of the whole school, you might as well keep going.

At least take a shot at the hot new chick, Gloria patterson, or even swing for the fences at that college chick that smiled at you once, Julie Gruden.

If it doesn't work out (and believe me, it won't), you don't have to just settle for Brandy H.  She's too needy for you.

You may have to start thinking outside the box and look at a freshmen like K.C. Keeler who seems to have potential and hope she "develops" nicely during her time with you.

M-Dog

January 11th, 2011 at 12:50 PM ^

You've already embarrased yourself in front of the whole school, you might as well keep going.

At least take a shot at the hot new chick, Gloria Patterson, or even swing for the fences at that college chick that smiled at you once, Julie Gruden.

If it doesn't work out (and believe me, it won't), you don't have to just settle for Brandy H.  She's too needy for you.

You may have to start thinking outside the box and look at a freshmen like K.C. Keeler who seems to have potential and hope she "develops" nicely during her time with you.

M-Dog

January 11th, 2011 at 12:50 PM ^

You've already embarrased yourself in front of the whole school, you might as well keep going.

At least take a shot at the hot new chick, Gloria Patterson, or even swing for the fences at that college chick that smiled at you once, Julie Gruden.

If it doesn't work out (and believe me, it won't), you don't have to just settle for Brandy H.  She's too needy for you.

You may have to start thinking outside the box and look at a freshmen like K.C. Keeler who seems to have potential and hope she "develops" nicely during her time with you.

Don

January 11th, 2011 at 12:37 PM ^

and goes up to Jamie H., the hottest girl in school, with the intention of asking her to the prom. Before he can even get the first words out of his mouth, she cracks her gum, says, "Beat it, loser!!" and slips her arm around with the rich college guy with the gold and maroon sports car. Undaunted, DB then walks up to Leslie M., the allegedly loose and boy-crazy 19-yr old senior (she had to repeat a grade) to ask her to the prom. She listens thoughtfully to Dave's invitation, hems and haws, chews on a toothpick, and then says she has to organize her sock drawer that night, and besides she already has a boyfriend. Without missing a beat, Dave consults his checklist, crosses off the first two names, and strides over to the table where the dumpy, slightly overweight and very rumpled Brandy H. is seated with her freshmen 4H club friends. Dave starts to ask her if she'd like to go to the prom, but before he can finish Brandy squeals "YES!!" at the top of her lungs, jumps out of her seat, and runs to Brandon, enveloping him in a massive bear log while desperately trying to stick her tongue down his throat in front of the snickering cafeteria crowd.

BlueMiles

January 11th, 2011 at 12:40 PM ^

At this point I think it's fairly obvious that the choice is Hoke.  I know there are other names still on the board: Gruden, Malzahn, Patterson, but seriously, ask yourself, if we can't get a guy that played here, coached here, and was reported to take the job if offered, no questions, how can we expect that any of those guys can or will want to come coach at UM?  It's got to be Hoke at this point.