Craig James rolls up 4% of the vote

Submitted by snowcrash on May 30th, 2012 at 12:00 PM

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/files/elections/2012/by_state/TX_Page_0529.html?SITE=CSPANELN&SECTION=POLITICS 

Scroll down to the very bottom. He got almost enough votes to fill Texas Tech's stadium, and almost 1 percentage point of the vote for each hooker he killed! Looks like pretty soon they'll have to play "Hail to the Chief" when he walks into a room.

Comments

NFG

May 30th, 2012 at 1:51 PM ^

I think he only got 4% of the vote because he allegedly killed off a substantial number of voters in his prime demographic.

bacon

May 30th, 2012 at 6:49 PM ^

How the hell can Craig James get his [ESPN] job back? Killed 5 hookers [allegedly], got his job back. How the hell does that happen? If you get caught killing 5 hookers [allegedly] at McDonalds, you can't get your job back. They're not going to trust you around the happy meals ... How you gonna tell little kids not everybody murders, when the man's killed 5 hookers [allegedly]? Don't kill 5 hookers [allegedly], you won't be nothing. I can be a Senator.