Comprehensive List of M Hockey Cheers?

Submitted by The King In Yellow on November 28th, 2010 at 6:51 PM

Back in the day, I used to go to UM hockey games all the time.  I knew all the cheers, taunts and what-not.  However, now that I am a student here I have, unfortunately, not been able to attend many games.  With the Big Chill coming up I want to make sure I have all of my hockey cheers down pat.  Anyone with hockey-going experience have a list of the cheers/songs that the student section performs? 

Comments

BiSB

November 28th, 2010 at 6:56 PM ^

Hey, [Goalie]

You're not a goalie, you're a sieve

You're not a sieve, you're a funnel

You're not a funnel, you're a vacuum

You're not a vacuum, you're a black hole

You're not a black hole, YOU JUST SUCK. YOU JUST SUCK. YOU JUST SUCK.

Vasav

November 28th, 2010 at 7:25 PM ^

Hey, Hogan

You're not a goalie, you're a sain

You're not a saint, you're a savior

You're not a savior, you're a prophet

You're not a prophet, you're a messiah

You're not a messiah, YOU JUST SAVE, YOU JUST SAVE, YOU JUST SAVE, YOU JUST SAVE

Geaux_Blue

November 28th, 2010 at 6:59 PM ^

Hey (goalie name)

it's your mom, she says "you suck."

 

"Ugly goalie" when the mask comes off

 

"Ugly parents" on opponent goal

 

the really long profane one has been redacted and shifted

Corey

November 28th, 2010 at 7:05 PM ^

Any time "Temptation" is played, the chant is

"GOALIE!" (Point at M's goalie)
"SIEVE!" (Point at opponent's goalie)
Repeat every beat of the song until it is over

EDIT: Well, dammit.

CleverMichigan…

November 28th, 2010 at 7:24 PM ^

(Refs enter)

BOOOOO

CHECK THE NET (repeat until refs comply)

GET INSIDE (repeat as above)

WE WANT TUNISON/I SEE CANDY (ref known to throw us candy after checking net in 3rd period, unlikely in the Big House but oh well)

 

(Bring a copy of the Daily/E3W, make a big show of opening/reading/turning back when opposing lineup announced)

(Name annouced) WHO CARES, YOU SUCK (repeat, crumple and throw paper at the end)


(Opposing team on PP, puck in their zone)

WHOOOOOOPWHOOPWHOOOOPWHOP (annoying whooping/yipping until puck out of zone)

 

(Michigan goal: hold up # of goals on hands, follow others' hand motions)

listen for "GOAL COUNT"

READY? (count goals) WE WANT MOOOOOOOOOOOORE GOALS! SIEVE SIEVE SIEVE SIEVE SIEVE SIEVE SIEVE IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT (followed by cowbell Go Blue)

 

("Pony", "Moose" songs: follow crowd dances, and then:)

MOOSE (moose antlers), SIEVE (point at sieve), repeat

 

(Scooter Vaughn has puck, is being awesome)

AHHH SCOOT SCOOT SCOOT SCOOT M-F'er, AHHH SCOOT SCOOT G-dam (tune of Get Low)

(Also when Louie Caporusso scores, we're not booing, we're saying LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU)

 

GIVE ME AN O, O (repeat for R,G,Y)

WHAT'S THAT SPELL? ORGY

WHAT'S THAT MEAN? TEAMWORK 

(similar for ANAL (coming from behind) and FOREPLAY (we're gonna score!))

 

There's a lot of improv too depending on how entertaining the other teams' last names are. We aim for funny and clever heckling, no "get off your knees ref" or similarly unoriginal stuff. 

Oh and if you don't dance then you're no friend of mine.

Corey

November 28th, 2010 at 7:14 PM ^

Starting at 1:05 left:

(5) HOW
(4) MUCH
(3) TIME
(2) IS
(1) LEFT?

Announcer: One minute remaining in the # period.

Crowd: "Thank you!"

Hopefully by the 3rd period U-M has a comfortable lead. If the announcer is in a good enough mood you might get a "You're welcome!"

Wolverine318

November 29th, 2010 at 7:42 AM ^

It was the sporting news that had a one page article on vulgar student sections at Yost and at Boston College. the ushers have given up kicking people out for saying the entire cheer. I have yet to see anyone get kicked out this season. I have gotten kicked out in past seasons for cheering cock sucker, but I have yelling loud and proud this season.

Geaux_Blue

November 28th, 2010 at 8:04 PM ^

not to go all opposite of Wolverine318 on this but i got into a discussion with some older alumni and the atmosphere has really shifted in the past 5 years. the cheers, etc, really hit the wall in about 2004-2005. when the post-penalty cheer got offensive, the requirement for the band director to be OMG SRS, the antagonizing of Berenson over request for the kill of said cheer, etc. goddamn it used to be so much fun and now the cheers are just... nm

Wolverine318

November 29th, 2010 at 7:45 AM ^

04-05 was when the infamous Sporting News article on offensive student sections at Michigan and Boston College was written. Bill Martin got into a hissy fit and starting kicking us out for saying cocksucker at the end. FWIW, the ushers have given up for this season to point where cock sucker is being cheered pretty loudly especially in section 17. Ski poler is starting to become accepted and some of us in section 17 started adding CUM GOBBLER at the end. It is pretty much a free for all again like it used to be. I think Dave Brandon realizes that Yost is at its best when the student has free use of the hockey cheer. Bill Martin was easily offended. 

GOBLUEADAM

February 2nd, 2016 at 8:04 AM ^

Guys, if you can! PLEASE come over to the University of Michigan DEARBORN, for hockey, and DO ALL OF THIS! If you stub your foot going up the stairs, and moan, it's considered to be WAY TOO MUCH NOISE! At the basketball games, the team actually has to do cheers for itself, like women do for softball at some schools! I took a cowbell in there, and they thought I was a GOD! But it's like pulling teeth in there, and they need all the help they can get from any of the Michgan fans and YOSTERS! And to think, that place used to be packed in the early 80's, and when they used to play and beat the big MICHIGAN TEAM!  U of M Dearborn are the Wolverines, they have the same uniforms, except for the helmet, and they play the VICTORS, but it's like being in COFFIN, in that place, and they need some very LOUD AND CRAZY Wolverine fans, STAT!