June 30th, 2010 at 5:29 PM ^

I don't even have to read the post.

The answer is NO.


Now that I read it...

NO...I still couldn't bare to see it, even if I couldn't hear it.

Zone Left

June 30th, 2010 at 6:29 PM ^

Which is worse, listening to teenage girls giggle throughout a crappy movie or have a hive of bees screaming at you for two hours throughout a crappy movie where you can't hear the dialogue?  That is a question I do not want to know the answer to.


June 30th, 2010 at 6:39 PM ^

Im being forced to watch it tonight with my girlfriend. Im thinking about stabbing my eyes out with some plastic forks? If I go I promise you will see me on the news shooting up the part of the screen where Jacob is. So watch the news tonight to see if i snapped.

Yinka Double Dare

June 30th, 2010 at 7:28 PM ^

Pack a book and about 10 minutes in (or even after the previews) excuse yourself to go to the bathroom and just read the book on the shitter for most of the movie.  Go back in after 90 minutes or so and claim you had the runs and didn't want to constantly have to get up during the movie and bother the people around you.

The other option is to go to a theater that has booze and just get totally housed before the movie starts.  Unfortunately, this may make you cackle out loud at the movie and cause you to be destroyed by a pack of angry 13 year olds in love with werewolves and sparkly vampires.


June 30th, 2010 at 7:22 PM ^

I have two "tweens" and I am forced to watch these on DVD. WIFE: "to be involved with your daughter's interests" because WIFE: "they watch your Michigan and Red Wings games" so I guess the karma equals out - at least I don't have to see it in the theaters.

NOTE: wife falls asleep too.


June 30th, 2010 at 9:11 PM ^

Considering the message those books send girls (you are property, men are monsters with no control over their urges, and then woooooo BDSM that breaks half the bones in your body and pedophilia is great!) I think you can safely ban them.

Twilight is fucking creepy.


July 1st, 2010 at 11:02 AM ^

Talk about karma being a cruel mistress, that just sucks.  The only difference is that they probably don't feel like bashing their head in after watching a game like I'm sure you do after a Twilight viewing.