Who else is buying a Butt jersey regardless of the team?

This may be true: "The nature of the relationship between Procter & Gamble and Butt is unclear."

but so is this: "The nature of the relationship between Procter & Gamble and butt is clear."

With the last name of Butt, you've got to know your toilet paper. "This Butte can only be wiped by Charmin".

Full disclosure:  I prefer Northern and Cottonelle over Charmin.  Charmin has a tendency to leave dingleberries.  

Lance Zeirlein from NFL.com says that due to the domestic violence charges against Lewis, he is likely to be undrafted now. GTFO

First, I love it. I hope he becomes the official face of Charmin.

Second, perhaps more importantly:

"He is ranked by ESPN Insider Todd McShay as the fifth-best(!!!?) tight end in the NFL draft, which starts Thursday."

FIFTH-best? Really? Are there seriously four tight ends better than him in this year's draft?

That is a butt load of TP!

and my butt hole is charmin.

Soft on Butt

I guess they wiped out their old spokespersons...

If ever there wasa more ready made endorsement deal, I have no idea ehat it would be.