March 22nd, 2011 at 1:08 AM ^

Nantz: "So, do you wake up every morning and say to yourself 'I hate the Fab Five.  They ruined everything'?  Because that's what I do - I mean, that's what I would do if I were you, you know."


March 22nd, 2011 at 7:14 AM ^

Nantz: "When you watched the Fab Five documentary, did it make you feel kind of guilty? You know, because you wear the same uniform as those boys?"


Morris: "I don't know, sir, did you feel a bit guilty when you watched The Birth of a Nation?"


March 22nd, 2011 at 8:09 AM ^

Nance: If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently.

Morris: What are you trying to say Jim?

Nance: I’m a peaceful man with bad intentions.


Morris: Are you on drugs?

Nance: I'm on a drug.  It's called Jim Nance.

Morris: When's the last time you've used Jim?

Nance: The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning.

Morris: Umm, OK... I think you're going to resent this interview.

Nance: Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my sabre.

Morris: This interview is going nowhere. What is your goal here Jim?

Nance: I’m on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front.

Morris: This interview is over, loser.

Nance: Winning!





March 22nd, 2011 at 10:47 AM ^

Nantz:  "Coach K still thinks you're on your way to being a butterfly, but not quite there yet.  Your thoughts?"

Darius:  "No Nantz, that's just an attempted sacrifice gone wrong." 


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March 22nd, 2011 at 10:49 AM ^

J Nantz:  "I like the way this concrete wall's hard, real hard."

D Morris: (polite smile morphs into puzzled look of disapproval as he walks away...quickly)