Caption This: Harbaugh and Dantonio and Meyer

Dantonio: The next person to pull this chair out from under me......

Harbaugh: Yeah, I remember when I had my first beer.

I dunno...

Jim: "I just sharted with an enthusiasm unknown to mankind".

Mark: "Oh god, I can taste it.  Maybe there's some gum under this table".

Do you like to watch gladiator movies, Mark?

Dantonio, to someone off camera:  "He's the threat, right?

Harbaugh, thinking: "Like nothing you could imagine ..."

"Just saw Mark grab a carton of skim milk, this is going to be easier than I thought"

Where did my quarterback go? He was sitting right next to me.

Dantonio to off camera figure: "...you guys brought the ski masks, right?"

Dantonio: "I hope he doesn't remember that I still owe him $100.00."

Harbaugh: "I can't believe this cheap fuck still owes me $100.00 and thinks if he ignores me that I'll forget about it."

Mark : Enough of this crap!  I'm done!  I'll not be subjected to this constant lack of respect given what my program has achieved!  Especially from the arrogant premadonna you've seen fit to seat next to me.

Jim (thinking): I wonder if we should've hit Cali just a little harder last week.  This is really fun.  I wonder  if Drake's hammy is feeling better - gotta check with the trainer when we're done here.  If we can get Braden to fire just a little quicker at the snap we may really be as solid as we thought across the right side.  Need to get Drev's thoughts.  What is this ruckus next to me?  we haven't even started.  I hope they don't expect us to hang here through lunch.  Need to call that Pennsylvania D-lineman I heard about last night.    God this is fun.

"Mark Dantonio unhappy being at the center of the table. Wanted to be seated in a small chair off to side to enhance his team's belief that they are disrespected."

MD: Urby, can I sit next to you Ol' Buddy?

JH:  Who the hell showered with Axe?

Dantonio: He's not going to take his shirt off again, is he?
 

or

Harbaugh: There will be no hugs

Harbaugh: (Looks confused and shakes his head)

Reporter: He's a football coach

Harbaugh: (again nothing from Harbaugh)

Reporter: He's a big deal here in East Lansing

Harbaugh: (Harbaugh nods, asks what they discussed and quickly moves on to something else)

Harbaugh: My doadnum is acting up. Time to take a Meyer and whipe my Dantonio.

It's so great to have Jim at Michigan.  This picture is heartwarming.

Dantonio talking about expectations ..they've been "high im sure with my associate to my left". That's Harbaugh

— angelique (@chengelis) June 12, 2015

Harbaugh says 'it's a blessing' to be sitting with Meyer/Dantonio. Urban and MD say B1G has best coaches in America.

— Nick Baumgardner (@nickbaumgardner) June 12, 2015

Harbaugh shook hand with Meyer. And that was about it. Not much small talk there.

— Nick Baumgardner (@nickbaumgardner) June 12, 2015

And if Harbaugh talked with Dantonio at all, I didn't see it.

— Nick Baumgardner (@nickbaumgardner) June 12, 2015

Meyer:  I'm pissed!

Dantonio:  I'm offended!

Harbaugh:  I'm excited!!

Friendly moment between Harbaugh and Meyer at #SMSB pic.twitter.com/U76YMm7koG

— angelique (@chengelis) June 12, 2015