Caption Contest: SMSB Photo

Submitted by maizedandconfused on June 14th, 2013 at 11:03 AM

Because it's Friday, and I ain't got much to do...

Per BiSB

So.... Winner gets a hearty pat on the internet back.



June 14th, 2013 at 11:35 AM ^

Umm...I think I can name a few. 

Dunno about the 3 to the left of Hoke. 

Next to Hoke is Curtis Blackwell, one of the event organizers who also does Max Ex with some of the kids. I think he coaches the team that we've had Shane, Khalid Hill, Jourdan Lewis, and Norfleet on. 

Dunno about the one to his right. I think another co-organizer but I'm not positive.

Then there's Mork, his secondary coach, and his WR coach. 


June 14th, 2013 at 11:15 AM ^

All I want to know is how a blue jay soaring in excellence is different from a blue jay soaring in mediocrity. 

That's not a caption, rather a very serious question.


June 14th, 2013 at 11:35 AM ^

"...and with that, I will hand it over to Mark Dantonio, who will demonstrate the classic 'What are YOU looking at?' posture and show us how not to answer questions from the media. Mark?"


June 14th, 2013 at 11:39 AM ^

Reporter: "Coach Hoke, how have you been able to so totally and thoroughly dominate the recruiting scene in the state?"

Hoke: "Well, don't sleep on this guy over here now.  He's still layin' in the weeds."


June 14th, 2013 at 11:41 AM ^

This is a question for everyone: "What do you think the future of conference realignment is? Let's start with guy on the far left and work our way down." 


June 14th, 2013 at 12:50 PM ^

One coach appears to be a large, confident, assertive, outgoing personality who is happy to be there, and the other looks like a guy who wishes he was alone in front of his mirror practicing his scowl.


June 14th, 2013 at 1:36 PM ^

Coach Hoke: "We'll were really excited to see what Drake Harris is going to bring to the team next year and I'm honestly just excited overall about the class we have this year and next year. Now a guy who can tell you a lot about that young man is sitting to the left of me."

Coach Dantonio: "................."


June 14th, 2013 at 2:27 PM ^

Hoke: "That guy just touched my nuts!"

Guy on the far left: "ughh again, sick of this!"

2 guys left of Hoke: "same shit different day."

Guy on his phone 2nd to the right of Hoke: "This Vine is gonna be the SHIT!"

Guy all the way on the right at the end: "Who's hand is that on my nuts?"