Bye Week Depression; Or, Whatcha Drinking Tonight, MGoBlog???
I feel so lost without a game tomorrow. There, I said it...
Anyway, I am treating the blues with a Bell's Two Hearted. I'll have a few of these, then maybe switch over to Corona or something else lighter, then perhaps transition into a nice Merlot. If the latter happens, I will awaken with a headache that I would normally cure by tailgating tomorrow, but alas...
Excited to watch MSU-Purdue. Not sure if Purdue was a one trick pony or the real deal. Honestly, I'll pull for MSU. I'd rather not face Purdue in the B1GCG, should we make it, as those "hey, what the hell, let's go for it on 4th down every time, what do we have to lose?" teams are unpredictable. I'd rather face boring Wisconsin or boring Iowa.
October 26th, 2018 at 6:28 PM ^
Breast milk spiked with screaming infant is on my menu
October 26th, 2018 at 6:30 PM ^
Wait, I am lost. YOU aware drinking the breast milk? And eating the screaming infant?!?!
Hope its at least whole breast milk, not that candy-ass skim.
October 26th, 2018 at 6:50 PM ^
Haven’t you tried breast milk before? And have you ever seen an infant not scream while being eaten?
October 26th, 2018 at 7:07 PM ^
I keep trying to try it - no matter what I do, none comes out. Oddly, I’m still enjoying.
October 26th, 2018 at 6:33 PM ^
I'm drinking breast milk too! Straight from the tap. And I'm "pumping the keg" while drinking, if you catch my drift...
October 26th, 2018 at 6:34 PM ^
I don't get it. can you explain in detail please
October 26th, 2018 at 6:37 PM ^
Illustrations would also help
October 26th, 2018 at 6:39 PM ^
Honestly don’t know anymore. Haven’t slept in weeks so my jokes are a little below par.
October 26th, 2018 at 6:53 PM ^
Ah, you're a new parent! Hey man, don't worry. It gets better. In, like, 10 years? Hahahahaha
October 26th, 2018 at 6:55 PM ^
You mean when they are talking back to you and draining your checking account?
October 26th, 2018 at 7:12 PM ^
At least they're not covered in shit and snot and piss and vomit?
October 26th, 2018 at 7:36 PM ^
Most of the time
October 26th, 2018 at 9:46 PM ^
Covered in shit and snot and piss and vomit? I call that a solid Saturday night.
October 26th, 2018 at 8:13 PM ^
My daughter is 11. Can confirm things do NOT get better in 10 years. Enjoy it now.
October 27th, 2018 at 9:37 AM ^
My daughter is 26. Can confirm things DO get better in 25 years :) Yes, enjoy. This is the stuff of life that makes it so rich - especially when there are more miles behind you than what lie ahead.
October 26th, 2018 at 8:04 PM ^
Our daughter didn't sleep through the night once until she was 6 months old. She's now 34 and I'm still feeling the effects.
October 26th, 2018 at 8:13 PM ^
You're never "normal" again after kids. I haven't decided if its the kids or just aging, but I feel like I haven't slept in 16 years.
October 26th, 2018 at 8:24 PM ^
I don’t even need sleep through the entire night. I’d just like one night where we have three hours at a time. She’s a month old so I’m optimistic we’ll get there...
October 26th, 2018 at 8:52 PM ^
Took us 3 months for baby to get into a reliable night sleeping pattern with longer hours of solid sleep. It should be easier soon hang on! The first two months are the most brutal.
October 26th, 2018 at 8:59 PM ^
This is one of the best threads I’ve read in awhile. Or maybe it’s just I’m enjoying it because I can actually read mgoblog to my wife out loud for a change and she is enjoying it too.
October 26th, 2018 at 6:39 PM ^
I could, but it would get me banned. Plus, my typing fingers are a bit, um, messy, so...
October 26th, 2018 at 7:13 PM ^
He's gonna do coitus whilst sucking the milk from a breast.
October 27th, 2018 at 1:26 AM ^
You're a marsupial. What would you know about such things, pouch-baby?
October 26th, 2018 at 7:07 PM ^
Pics or it didn’t happen.
October 26th, 2018 at 9:11 PM ^
Anyone that’s had a breast feeding wife has inadvertently had a little taste of the breast milk. I’d drink that shit too if i was a baby. Amirite??
October 26th, 2018 at 6:45 PM ^
Devil's Backbone Vienna Lager and Belvedere Vodka but I would take some breast milk if any fine lady wants to offer me some.
October 26th, 2018 at 6:54 PM ^
Just had my first vienna lager, was pleasantlysurprised
October 26th, 2018 at 6:29 PM ^
I’m miserable without a game this weekend.
Feels good to say that, since for many of the last few seasons, the bye felt like a nice break from suffering.
Oh, and Sparty, hold this L.
October 26th, 2018 at 6:29 PM ^
Aluminum can aged Keystone Light and some Cheez Wiz on a buffalo chicken hot pocket.
October 26th, 2018 at 6:30 PM ^
Wow, interesting. You must be a "poor".
October 26th, 2018 at 7:17 PM ^
No. Poor is when you can only get "warm toasties" from Aldi. HaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaawwt paaaaaaaaackkket
October 26th, 2018 at 7:17 PM ^
No. Poor is when you can only get "warm toasties" from Aldi. HaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaawwt paaaaaaaaackkket
October 26th, 2018 at 7:17 PM ^
No. Poor is when you can only get "warm toasties" from Aldi. HaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaawwt paaaaaaaaackkket
October 26th, 2018 at 7:17 PM ^
No. Poor is when you can only get "warm toasties" from Aldi. HaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaawwt paaaaaaaaackkket
October 26th, 2018 at 7:17 PM ^
No. Poor is when you can only get "warm toasties" from Aldi. HaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaawwt paaaaaaaaackkket
October 26th, 2018 at 7:17 PM ^
No. Poor is when you can only get "warm toasties" from Aldi. HaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaawwt paaaaaaaaackkket
October 26th, 2018 at 7:17 PM ^
No. Poor is when you can only get "warm toasties" from Aldi. HaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaawwt paaaaaaaaackkket
October 26th, 2018 at 7:17 PM ^
No. Poor is when you can only get "warm toasties" from Aldi. HaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaawwt paaaaaaaaackkket
October 26th, 2018 at 7:17 PM ^
No. Poor is when you can only get "warm toasties" from Aldi. HaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaawwt paaaaaaaaackkket
October 26th, 2018 at 7:25 PM ^
Good work.
October 26th, 2018 at 7:37 PM ^
October 26th, 2018 at 7:38 PM ^
October 26th, 2018 at 7:38 PM ^
way to post the same thing numerous times
October 26th, 2018 at 7:38 PM ^
way to post the same thing numerous times
October 26th, 2018 at 7:39 PM ^
way to post the same thing numerous times
October 26th, 2018 at 7:19 PM ^
A poor chooser
October 26th, 2018 at 7:35 PM ^
Here. Hold my Stones.
October 26th, 2018 at 6:30 PM ^
I'm actually hype for tomorrow. There's a lot of games that will go a ways towards deciding division winners, and there's a good amount of hate watching. A lot of "hoo boy, better not screw that up games".
MSU-Purdue
PSU-Iowa
NW-Wisconsin
UGA-UF
Texas-OK State
I'll be tuning into those, and I'll keep an eye on FSU-Clemson in case FSU can keep that one tight. As for drinks, Blue Moon makes a Mango Wheat that's delicious, don't @ me.
October 26th, 2018 at 6:31 PM ^
I think ND could have a tough one against Navy. I think they lose one the next few weeks.
October 26th, 2018 at 6:37 PM ^
Triple option can confuse the best of teams, but this isn't the best version of Navy in the recent years.
I agree that Notre Dame is likely to drop one here coming up. I guess, for our sake, it would be best if their one loss came to Northwestern? Since we beat them? Have to think that would be the loss that keeps our loss as "quality" as possible.