July 10th, 2011 at 8:20 PM ^

The difference only favors Hello Kalis by 30 posts. Ha!  The recruiting victory, the rivalry, the pent up sadness. Finally, stuff is going Michigan's way. It's a time when no one can make a bad joke, and all my marital rejections are genuinely and temporarily forgiven.


July 10th, 2011 at 8:24 PM ^

Just goeshow fragile the oiho* buckeye fan's ego is one decommit and he is a horrible person in life. How many other kids in ohio go play for sec teams onstead of osu. Did we freak out when mark ingram won the heisman......he was a kid from michigan.

*pun from above post


July 10th, 2011 at 8:29 PM ^

And now they have realized they don't mind losing Kalis at all. A money quote from Bucknuts regarding Dodson and Kalis.

" That would be the best news all year. I think Dodson is a far superior talent to Kalis and is way under rated. I was more upset about Dodson going to Wiscy then I was about Kalis committing to Michigan. Kalis is like a HS girl who changes his mind every five minutes and I don't want him here. He contradicts himself every 4 or 5 weeks and is a sell out! I would welcome Kyle Dodson back in a second and I didn't blame him for committing in the middle of this shit storm to Wisconsin because at that point he didn't want to get left out of a top program, and OSU was retarded for not offering him earlier. I can't wait till Bollman and Peterson are GONE!:


July 10th, 2011 at 8:34 PM ^

First off, Welcome aboard Kyle!  We are honored to have you join our family!  I've read most of the nasty  threads and I have some advise for the typical T$IO fan.  Get in your rusted-out pickup, stop at the nearest party store a buy a six pack of that no-brand beer you like so much.  Take it home to your trailer, beat your wife, kick your dog (or vice versa).  Turn on the TV and watch monster truck racing on the all "all-access Red Neck Channel" of your choice.  Fall asleep with a Camel burning in the ashtray and the TV dinner in your lap.  When you wake up tomorrow you can start thinking about all the two and three star players that are left for you to recruit. 

It's nice to see some of their arrogance shoved back down their throats!


July 10th, 2011 at 8:41 PM ^

because they know what's yet to come, and it's probably more of the same.

Personally I hope the time between now and August's hearing ticks away in super slow motion.

This is like sipping a fine wine in maize and blue sunshine.

I'm reminded of the words of Pinhead from the film Hellraiser:

"No tears, Buckeye fans, please.  It's a waste of good suffering!"

Johnny Blood

July 10th, 2011 at 8:48 PM ^

No class whatsoever and completely dilusional.

One of my favorites:

"WAY over this dude. Good thing _ichigan has a great set of skill people who he can block for in the future. Oh wait, they have no QB WR or RB committed. I think their class is a little over hyped, and our 2013 haul we clearly keep us above them."


July 10th, 2011 at 9:13 PM ^

I live here in this place and I've said this before, these folk r actually wishing and hoping this kid get "Hit in the knees", I just wanna go down to campus and bash someones head in with a maize and blue wait that would put me on there level of ignorance. Somebody calm me down!!!!


July 10th, 2011 at 9:15 PM ^

Buckeye Planet, back in Feb. after the TomVH interview with Kalis:

Last year we would have said Michigan was wasting paper by sending him an they're just wasting air/bandwidth. Wonder if Mattison told him he could be the next Ray Lewis.


July 10th, 2011 at 9:16 PM ^

I'd like to offer one more shout-out to c-wood, for plunging into the crazy with just enough snark to be funny and show those idjits just how classy the Maize and Blue are...


July 10th, 2011 at 9:50 PM ^

The amazing thing about this recruiting class is that a recruiting class like doesn't hapeen to a team that is coming off a 7 -5 season with a new coaching staff that is featuring a complete overhaul of the offensive and defensive schemes.  The real credit needs to go to the coaching staff because they are somehow convincing kids that probably wouldn't be serious about Michigan a year ago to not only commit, but to commit early.  I can't wait to see what this staff does with the current and future teams.


July 10th, 2011 at 10:12 PM ^

SWITCHING SCHOOLS BECAUSE OF SANCTIONS MAKES Sense, and maybe if he wasn't a lifelong OSU fan, but a LIFELONG OSU FAN SWITCHING FROM OSU TO MICHIGAN IS RIDICULOUS. And you guys all bashed my previously for saying it. Well now he is Michigan commit. People don't just switch from something they love to the most hated thing on earth for those people. Not even about loyalty, but rather being a person. It is just football, and just college athletics but still, how can you people support it. Think of this in terms of countries or causes -> ProLife switching to ProChoice, Palestinians to Israelis, etc.

Yep. Totally like the Arab/Israeli conflict. Don't you remember when Arafat was TOTALLY all set to be Israeli, but then he's like, "nope, I'm INTIFADA ALL THE WAY!!!"


July 11th, 2011 at 12:19 PM ^

Who really knows?  Is it just football?  Doesn't sound like it.  Who's fault is it that Kyle Kalis is now named  Michigan Commit?  Does he know about the change?  Who bashed poor Previously?  Is Previously a pet? a spouse? a prosthetic? maybe an idea or a ethos?  Is Previously gonna be okay?  Clearly none of Michigan Commit's nor poor Previously's trauma has anything to do with loyalty, but who is the person whom it does have to do with?   Is this person actually just a representation of a country or a cause?  Who is the analog  for ProLife? the Palestinians? OSU fans? Michigan Commit? Really I'd like some answers.

I'm still a little confused about  Terrell Pryor's brief commentary on the prevalence of rape and murder and who commits these acts, but I think there is a connection that I'm just not sharp enough to see.  If anyone can help me out, or actually knows the OP and can put us in touch please let me know.  


July 10th, 2011 at 10:35 PM ^

Has now not only runneth over, but it's spilling onto the floor and into the kitchen.

Not that it's a bad thing :)

Now for the NCAA to impose heavier sanctions on OSU than the wimpy "oh look we're so contrite we're vacating 2010 season".   Then the schadenfreude will truly reach epic proportions :)


Waters Demos

July 10th, 2011 at 10:55 PM ^

God help me if I ever let teenagers have such an impact on my feelings for such frivolous reasons - even for a moment. 

Lots of bored and/or miserable human beings on this planet.


July 10th, 2011 at 10:53 PM ^

like i cant believe kyle went 2 michigan cause thats like osama bin laden joining the kkk er somethin ike that. if i ever decided 2 go 2 michigan my dad would prolly hang me from the rafters and beet me with in an inch of my life cause he knows what it meens 2 b a buckeye!!!!!!!!!! true buckeys live & die 2gether!!!!!!!!!!! sometimes in the mist of a storm u have 2 hold on 2 a tree and b like if i hold on 2 this tree until the shit storm blows over than i can truly b a buckeye 4ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! well i hope he is ready 2 get beet 4 years in a row cause hoke is not a proven coach and it just makes sense if he isnt a proven coach we will beet them 4 years in a row and i hope i see kyle after 4 years is up and i will go in his face and say, whats up now kyle????!!!!!?????????  BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!

signed, ur avrage buckeye fan

I Bleed Maize …

July 10th, 2011 at 11:07 PM ^

Yeah i got banned from the Ohio Recruiting Board on Scout today after telling them how classless their fan base is for the way they talk about Kalis.  He's a 17 yr old kid and you should see the things they are saying about him.  One guy got mad and said don't generalize the Ohio State fan base off of one poster.  But i replied with all the numerous classless things they do and he actually had to agree with me.  It was classic.  He had nothing to say but "well you back up your argument pretty good, guess your right"  I love it. Screw Ohio

2 Walter Smith

July 11th, 2011 at 4:26 AM ^

grow up in Ohio and you'd understand.  It's one of the dichotomies of the Michigan fanbase, those in Michigan understand the MSU better than most, those in Ohio get The Game better than most.  The bigger the target, the more rivals that surround.  Like a moth to the light . . .


July 11th, 2011 at 7:34 AM ^

Really??? Cause I would not be surprised if a lynch mob was formed and people surrounded the Kalis household with torches and pitchforks. Say what you want about that university in E Lansing and their ski masks.......i doubt they would go as far as those fans in Ohio.


July 11th, 2011 at 9:42 AM ^

With all the views and posts about their site from MGOBLOGers, the average intelligence of their site visitors has tripled in the last few days.  I've learned not to put too much stock in the opinion of fans down here.


July 11th, 2011 at 1:58 PM ^

I kinda liked this comment:

"So he committed to the skunkweasels, so what? He has already committed to tOSU twice, so we're leading 2 to 1."


July 11th, 2011 at 6:57 PM ^

I just looked up the word "scum." Among other things, it is a pejorative term for a person with low moral standards. 

I also just looked up how much it would cost to join Bucknuts (about $107/year).  Someone just put up a post, re: Would you date a scUM grad? Most of the comments are hidden from non-members, but one did mention duct tape across the mouth. Just wondering how how many true scum are emerging from the slimy Ohio ponds they inhabit.