Buckle Up.

Submitted by carlos spicywiener on August 14th, 2015 at 6:40 PM

Alright so check this out. A friend of mine, just got back from dinner with some of his friends. He eats dinner early.

A friend of my friend, happens to have very insidery insider connections with "folks in the know" at the university. He gave my friend quite the nugget, packed with juice. A recruit we've been pursuing has committed to Harbaugh and co.

However, only the most inside of Michigan insiders know who he is. Including my friend of course, who told me. It'll be going public quite soon, I assure you. You'll all be pleased peckers when the news breaks.

Comments

Sopwith

August 14th, 2015 at 6:46 PM ^

I know a guy who claims to have a friend who eats dinner early and just went out with other friends, one of whom is a very insidery insider with the unversity and he got this juicy nugget about a silent commit.

Mabel Pines

August 14th, 2015 at 6:49 PM ^

I was not so buckled before, but now I am buckled up.  Carlos says so.  Or his friend's friend, who apparently lives at Independance Village and is served dinner at 3 pm.