Buckle Up!

Submitted by mzdmv on November 8th, 2012 at 10:47 PM

This post might be a bit early with so little info but....



Commit watch this weekend.
11/8/12 10:45 PM





November 9th, 2012 at 10:11 AM ^

My sources say it's Sam Gordon.  I hear she will be an early enroll as well.  Too bad that won't happen for another 7 years as we could use a speed back that can go all Road Runner with ESSSS   EEEEE    SEEEE    speed.

Yinka Double Dare

November 9th, 2012 at 10:15 AM ^

Committments for the entire 2014 class will be coming from the following players this weekend:

  • Slab Bulkhead
  • Fridge Largemeat
  • Punt Speedchunk
  • Butch Deadlift
  • Bold Bigflank
  • Splint Chesthair
  • Flint Ironstag
  • Bolt Vanderhuge
  • Thick McRunfast
  • Blast Hardcheese
  • Buff Drinklots
  • Crunch Slamchest
  • Fist Rockbone
  • Stump Beefknob
  • Smash Lampjaw
  • Punch Rockgroin
  • Buck Plankchest
  • Stump Junkman
  • Dirk Hardpec
  • Rip Steakface
  • Slate Slabrock
  • Crud Bonemeal
  • Brick Hardmeat
  • Rip Slagcheek
  • Punch Sideiron
  • Gristle McThornbody
  • Slate Fistcrunch
  • Buff Hardback
  • Bob Johnson
  • Blast Thickneck
  • Crunch Buttsteak
  • Slab Squatthrust
  • Lump Beefbroth
  • Touch Rustrod
  • Beef Blastbody
  • Big McLargehuge
  • Smoke Manmuscle
  • Beat Punchmeat
  • Hack Blowfist
  • Roll Fizzlebeef


November 9th, 2012 at 10:58 AM ^

on his recruiting roundup segment this morning. He's not infallible, but It would be unusual for him to not know about something like that.


November 9th, 2012 at 3:36 PM ^

I can't be the only one that gets annoyed when a thread like this veers so far off topic.  Rather than discussing who the potential commit is, I've read the posts of fifty idiots trying to score mgopoints with their fictionalized recruit names.

Is it Dennis Doucheberry?  Hurr-de-hurr-hurr!

Fucking Christ, people.


November 9th, 2012 at 9:24 PM ^

No one knows anything. It's all worthless speculation and mental masterbation. Heck, there's a 50-50 chance Tremendous is wrong about it. If for no other reason than "Eh, teenagers." If you're getting so upset because you just HAVE to know now, apply for a job on the coaching staff. Good luck.