Brian Cook: Stoned.

Submitted by BiSB on April 18th, 2012 at 7:05 PM

From Twitter:


Hooked up to e-stiiiieeerttteerppjkioiybbgfddxiwvwvwvwvbiiiim. Wobba wobba wobba. Like putting a fork into an outlet 40 times.

And then:


Thigh is jiggling so fast Bobby Petrino wants to fuuuuuuuhgdsrtuigddgh--wobba. Wants to hire it.

We may finally be able to answer the question, "What if Jack Kerouac was a huge fan of bubble screens?"


swan flu

April 18th, 2012 at 7:12 PM ^

Perhaps he is using a TENS unit (transcutaneous electrical nerve stimulation) as a non-invasive pain killer.


Would explain the electricity references...

a non emu

April 18th, 2012 at 7:13 PM ^

OH MAN I remember that machine. Don't know if he is at the same MedSport facility that I was, but I still get nightmares about the whole thing. I am guessing it is the machine that stimulates your quads to get them firing. Puts a jolt of electricity through the muscle to activate it and get it moving. It is insane how quickly your quad just withers away post-op. It took me more than a year to get full strength back, and even more time after that to fully trust my knee.

And then I went and tore my other ACL...


April 18th, 2012 at 7:51 PM ^

I also don't condone taking more than the allotted dosage of pain killers.  I also also don't condone doing so with a few beers, or red wine, depnding on what kind of mood you're in.  I do condone killing a bottle of water or two at some point if you decide to do what I don't condone.  Just saying. 


April 18th, 2012 at 8:12 PM ^

I now have an image of our Fearless Leader relieving his pain the old-fashioned way...

As for Jack Kerouac being a huge fan of bubble screens, I am forced to wonder if this is what the character Ray Smith in "The Dharma Bums" was envisioning during the more transcendent moments of the story.

I imagine that Brian could be having a transcendental moment right now - fork in one hand, Vicodin in the other - imagining bubble screens. 


April 18th, 2012 at 8:39 PM ^

Caught up with him big time and he needed to compensate and just might've overdone it.

Gotta wean yourself off the meds slowly big guy. One step at a time.