The Brady Bunch

Submitted by Blazefire on May 14th, 2011 at 12:09 AM

Here's the story, of a man named Brady. Who was coaching a program of his own. It needed talent in its ranks, on the defense, to fix what GERG had blown.

Heres the story, of a man named Matty! Who was in the league now all alone. He was the best recruiter on the planet, or so it had been shown.

And the one day our new coach called up Matty, and they knew that it was much more than a hunch, that these two must somehow form a winner, and thats the way that we became the big ten champs.

The Big Ten Champs.

The Big Ten Champs.

Thats the way we became The Big Ten Champs!

Comments

Baldbill

May 14th, 2011 at 8:44 AM ^

I am immediately found myself humming the tune just putting your words into it., this was awesome. I haven't enjoyed this tune so much since the early 70's, very funny.

readyourguard

May 14th, 2011 at 9:03 AM ^

Good job.  I was entertained.  Coincidentally, as I was reading this, Fox2 Detroit started playing the Brady Bunch jingle to promote an appearance by a couple of the original cast at some event in the D this weekend.  It was eery.  

pz

May 14th, 2011 at 9:36 AM ^

Strong, strong, strong effort.

Now we just need someone to put it to the theme song and get a video going...

jabberwock

May 14th, 2011 at 10:07 PM ^

1.  Why does everything have to be about Marcia?!

2.  DB as Alice?  .  .  . classic.

3.  Denard would look awesome rocking that Johnny Bravo vest.