Boren Smack Talk
Just for fun -
I was just curious what type of trash talk you guys thought would be flying at Boren during the OSU game this year from our players.
I mean, I suppose they always could just "keep quiet and let their pads do the talking", but that usually doesn't happen in football right?
Anyway, my bet would be on copious use of the term "fat bitch".
Thought?
August 11th, 2009 at 9:08 PM ^
Kevin Youkilis
August 11th, 2009 at 9:09 PM ^
Thoughts?*
August 11th, 2009 at 9:13 PM ^
Daddy's snow plow business excuse can't get you out this time fat boy.
August 11th, 2009 at 9:16 PM ^
Just go to work and push that fool into the backfield on every play
August 11th, 2009 at 11:54 PM ^
You killed my buzz on that one.
How about we play the song "WE ARE FAMILY"
August 12th, 2009 at 1:22 AM ^
That's a really funny idea. They should play that like every third-fourth quarter gap haha.
It would actually probably be really dumb but it's a funny idea. Or like "F the Media"...I'm sure Rage Against the Machine has a song that'd work...
August 11th, 2009 at 9:17 PM ^
....you love Terrelle Pryor like McAdams loves Gosling?
August 11th, 2009 at 9:22 PM ^
Bakers Dozen
We know your fat ass loves those cupcakes cousin
August 11th, 2009 at 9:29 PM ^
Step on it Sucker
What you wanna do Graham
Plow Boren Mutha F#*$A....
August 11th, 2009 at 9:33 PM ^
what? rolls of J Boren.
Definitely stretched it on that one
August 12th, 2009 at 9:03 AM ^
and it works better.
August 11th, 2009 at 9:28 PM ^
Scoreboard
August 11th, 2009 at 9:34 PM ^
He's a LG right? So he'll be facing Van Bergen? It would be sweet if they would slide Graham over there.
August 11th, 2009 at 9:38 PM ^
I really hope Graham goes against him a couple times so he could dominate him all game.
August 11th, 2009 at 10:58 PM ^
Not to nitpick, but how could he go against him a couple times and dominate him the whole game?
August 11th, 2009 at 11:24 PM ^
Graham = omnipotent.
August 11th, 2009 at 9:38 PM ^
Well, if we beat OSU this season, and the offense has performed as advertised, the only thing I would say to Boren is, "Thanks".
August 11th, 2009 at 9:42 PM ^
He's a sweet player, but Schilling is no slouch. Although I think he was a RG here, so he would be an upgrade over Moosman.
August 11th, 2009 at 9:39 PM ^
well i know if I go I'll definitely boo really loud when his name gets announced.
August 11th, 2009 at 9:41 PM ^
I'd like to see them work in some kind of Mr. Plow/Plow King reference into their smack talk:
August 11th, 2009 at 9:51 PM ^
That's my name, that name again is Mr. Plow
It'd be great if they could play the jingle after they announce him and before Welcome to the Jungle tears through the speakers as our boys take the field.
August 11th, 2009 at 10:03 PM ^
As the defender drives him into the ground, face to face:
Graham - "I pity the foo"
VanBergen - [Silence, mixed with crazy eyes]
Martin - A scream. Not a growl or a roar, but a scream.
Campbell - "I lost 20 lbs on the Barwis plan. Look where you at bitch!!!"
Lalota - "I fu***d your brother."
Roh - "Vicky showed me her boobies, and I liked them too!!!"
August 11th, 2009 at 10:06 PM ^
Benedict Boren will pay..
August 11th, 2009 at 10:35 PM ^
We need Zidane to come in and headbutt the lazy son of a bitch.
Let's get Zidane a helmet first though.
August 11th, 2009 at 11:22 PM ^
"How's this for family values...? Bitch."
Seriously though, I'd like to see him weep.