A Board Divided

Submitted by 1464 on June 25th, 2012 at 9:06 PM

So, we are in the cold doldrums of another long summer, so I figured I would spark some conversation by seeing what side of the fence everybody is on.  I'll post few debatable topics just to see where the battle lines are drawn...


1. LBJ, NBA MVP and Champion - happy for him or hope his house gets hit by a tank?

2. OSU - Win every game but one, only beat the SEC, or secede from the Union to form a province of Bolivia?

3. Navarre - If we find the Weinke loophole, would you take four more years at his average productivity?

4. Ditka or God, who would win in a fight?

5. Mascot - Giant blue weasel, life sized garden gnome from Brian's post, or does it not matter as long as they hurry the hell up...

6. Now that RDT has been outed, who is the next alter ego to slip up?

7. Ale or lager?



June 25th, 2012 at 9:19 PM ^

HA!  I thought I was the only one stupid enough to have this debate.  I've actually adopted a hybrid style, which is the only way to be truly clean.  I've been given a hard time for years by my buddies for professing this, but a man has to stick by his ideals.

Edit: Two different pages.  I read 'wiping styles' not 'hanging styles'.  I still stick to my guns, but in response to your question, only overhand is acceptable.


June 26th, 2012 at 8:47 AM ^

to give my two cents on the best thread ever.  I had to go with the under technique for a while, due to the animals, but they overcame that barrier.  Then, just ended up putting the roll on nearby cabinet or on top of the tank.  This works well until retards who come to my house try to be helpful and re-install the roll to its standard location.  I have now removed all the toilet paper roll holders from all three shitters and all is happy in the hood.  there ya go. 


June 26th, 2012 at 9:35 AM ^

I, like any sane person, use the wrap over method.  I have noticed that ours seems to be wrapped under lately in our upstairs bathroom.  I assume this to be an unexpected side effect of my daughter's potty training (she likes to play with the tp while she potties).  I assume my wife has tried this to discourage that activity (I have not asked because however my wife does anything is the correct way to do it, how dare I question her!).  My daughter, however, has figure out she can just slide the roll off the end of the hanger.  She's quite the problem solver.


June 25th, 2012 at 9:11 PM ^

1 - Don't care about NBA.

2 - Bolivia all the way.

3 - You mean take a Chance that he'll Stewart the team as well as he did last time?

4 - No idea.

5 - Blue Haired guy that yells at people to sit down and get off his lawn.

6 - Ace is actually Kate Upton.

7 - Ale. The paler the better.


June 25th, 2012 at 9:11 PM ^

OSU: Win every game but one(providing they still lose most recruiting battles to us)

Ale all the way

Navarre:Nice to have as an option to use for a year or two if the depth chart is thin, wouldn't take him for four years, especially as our QB recruiting looks to really pick up again. 


June 25th, 2012 at 9:14 PM ^

1. I voted for Goldwater.

2.  I don't completely understand this question, hopefully the latter.

3.  Not with the passers we have now / coming in.  Four years ago, absolutely.

4.  God.  Ditka is overrated as a coach, underrated as a player. 

5.  Burning effigy of Dave Brandon.

6.  Again, I do not completely understand the question.

7.  Lager.


June 26th, 2012 at 11:17 AM ^

I have to agree with Herm here.  4 years ago, it would have been awesome to have had the single most stationary QB in the history of QB's running Rich Rod's spread offense in his first season as head coach. 

And don't try to bring up that throw back reverse against Minnesota.  The Offensive Lineman leading him had to slow down so he could catch up.


June 25th, 2012 at 9:15 PM ^

1. Happy, but mostly so I don't have to hear about how he doesn't have a ring anymore.

2. All but one. OSU's pain is my pleasure.

3. Dear god no

4. God. Go Packers.


6. Harvey Updyke was pretending to be WolverineInABag who was pretending to be RDT

7. Yes


June 25th, 2012 at 9:17 PM ^

1. Hit by a tank

2. get hit by a tank

3. I will never understand why he had so many balls batted down.  But no, not 4 years, I would pull all of my hair out.

4. Brady Hoke

5.life sized garden gnome is the best option

6. bwgrudt1484

7. lager

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June 25th, 2012 at 9:17 PM ^

I respect Lebron more this year than I did last year. However I wish he did it on his own.

Ohio State needs to go away, with Penn State

Ale is better.

Herm is the next one to slip, or is Herm RDT?


June 25th, 2012 at 9:27 PM ^

1. LBJ, NBA MVP and Champion - Happy for him.  He has done more emotional damage to the state of Ohio than I could ever dream of doing.

2. OSU - My brain says I want them to only lose one game a year, but heart just can't stand to see them win.

3. Navarre - I'd take Denard and the gamble on Morris over Navarre's mediocrity any day of the week.

4. Ditka or God - Is god named 'God Ditka'?

5. Mascot - You are far to close to my lawn.

6. Next RDT - I don't think that will ever happen again, most alter egos are blatant jokes, while RDT actually pretended to be a legit source, and consistently led the board astray.

7. Ale or lager?  Yes please.